Live Earth A Gigantic Waste of Time, Fossil Fuels
Live Earth rock ‘n rolled a message of energy conservation the world over this past Saturday. People magazine reports
In a series of Live Earth concerts across seven continents, rock bands sent out an SOS to the planet on Saturday – and kicked off 24 hours of partying on a global scale. More than 100 acts signed up to play in a 24-hour marathon of shows in front of an estimated audience of 2 billion. The London show opened with a drumming session by a troupe calling themselves the SOS All Stars led by Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters, Roger Taylor of Queen and Chad Smith of Red Hot Chili Peppers. The Wembley concert followed gigs in Sydney and Tokyo. Later, at Giants Stadium, New York, a massive bash starring Bon Jovi, The Police, Keith Urban, Kanye West and Kelly Clarkson kicked off the American party.
Live Earth is organized by former Vice President Al Gore.
Well, for starters, everyone knows that “global warming” is just an myth the Democrats cooked up to prevent hippies from turning into Republicans once they graduate from college. Just like “health-care crisis” and “the next Vietnam.” That said, having an arsenal of idiots who each flew in separately on private jets sing about energy conservation or the pustulous cankers of the media mouthpiece blather on about global warming is really irony at its finest. It’s been said that irony, like revenge, is a dish best served cold, but I have to say that Live Earth might have changed my mind. It looks like irony is actually best served by a quintet of dancing trannies whose estrogen therapy didn’t quite take. Ladies and gentlemen… I give you… the Pussycat Dolls!
More ironic meatiness at Live Earth after the jump
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
That chick Nicole Scherzinger is hot and all, but why does she insist on hanging out with 5 trannies all the time? Reminds me of last night’s Entourage… thank goodness none of them are wearing mini skirts.
Jul 9th, 2007
abby
I am instantly inundated with the scent of sweaty ballsack every time I look at these pictures.
Jul 9th, 2007
margaretta
Pardon me m’am but your penis is showing
Jul 9th, 2007
RichPort
Seriously, this bunchmakes me pray for a Spice Girls reunion tour… oh wait…
Jul 9th, 2007
The Ninja Trebuchet
imagine all the petrochemicals and hydrocarbons and innocent animals slaughtered to manufacture these trollops… not that i care about *that*, but the outcome was horrible.
Al Gore should stick to what he’s good at - eating, and losing elections
Jul 9th, 2007
abby
Also “failing as a father.”
Jul 9th, 2007
Petite
The concerts were just another scheme to make money, but look good doing it.
Every decade has one…
Jul 9th, 2007
DiamondSal
It’s a religion for the hustlers and losers of life.
Jul 9th, 2007
The Ninja Trebuchet
With all the stress of driving 100 mph in a Toyota Prius, I’d need a small pharmacy and some reef, too!!
Jul 9th, 2007
Butch
Dontcha wish your shemale was fug like me…
Jul 9th, 2007
Showgrrrl
Not to point fingers or anything, but I just find it SO satisfying to see that dimple in blondie’s thigh, 5-6 pictures down. Huzzzah!
Jul 10th, 2007
overrated whores r bores
I saw that dumb Nicole talking in an interview on TV and she didn’t even know what Live Earth was in aid of….”uhhhhh I it’s important because we wouldn’t have any uh earth left.”
One day the truth will come out about these fuglys maybe the joke has been on us all along, the Pussyfat Trolls are really Men.
Jul 10th, 2007
Reply to “Live Earth A Gigantic Waste of Time, Fossil Fuels”