Megan Fox is Down with the Herb

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Star of the new “Transformers” movie Megan Fox likes smokin’ the doobie. According to TMZ

In a recent interview with Maxim magazine, the lippy starlet admitted that she’s tried nearly every drug under the sun. “I’ve done drugs, and that’s how I know I don’t like them… I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana. I don’t even think of it as a drug — it should be legalized.”

So, jaw-droppingly beautiful and down with the herb? It’s almost too wonderful to be true. Like a raisin covered in chocolate or a rocket pack covered with porn or a motorcycle captained by a flaming skeleton. Say what you will about “Ghost Rider;” any stoner will champion the sheer cinematic genius of pyrokinetic skeletons on choppers. And don’t even get me started on “Point Break.” “Little hand says it’s time to rock and roll!” Patrick Swayze was fuckin’ robbed, man.

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  1. Point Break is one of those movies I’ll always sit and watch to the end. Swayze was SO robbed. I did see him once in person.. dude’s like 5″ 7′.

    Oh, I’d like to transform this chick’s face to a dripping candle. Or a slice of bread with glops of mayonaisse. I’m a romantic like that.

  2. Vaya con Dios, brah!

  3. Bodhi was God, and Johnny Utah was so unworthy of even sharing the same ocean with him. But I guess Bodhi should have known better than to mess with the Chosen One.

    Now Megan Fox? I would so love to get my freak on with her, if you know what I mean. And if you know what I mean, please explain it to me. In detail. I am a virgin.

  4. I have an 8.5 inch pipe for her to smoke!

    …nothing green about it, tho

  5. Way to go girl, nothing better than a hottie spreading the legalization message, hell yeah! I got some nice flowers for her.

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