Beyonce Knowles’ Blaze of Glory Injures Fans
Two people were injured by malfunctioning pyrotechnics at Beyonce Knowles’ St. Louis performance Sunday night. According to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch
[Broadcast] reports said pyrotechnics meant for the stage accidently spilled into the front row. Two concertgoers were taken to Barnes-Jewish Hospital. Soon after the concert, Knowles showed up unexpectedly, said Darryl Williams, head nurse at the hospital. Knowles met with the fans for about 45 minutes.
A spokesman Knowles declined comment.
Suffering second-degree burns seems a fitting punishment for any douchebag who voluntarily attends a Beyonce Knowles concert. As does flogging or stoning or marathon viewing of “B.A.P.s.” I have a hunch the Beyonce’s “unexpected” hospital visit came with complete with legal papers for the victims to sign exempting her from all pyrotechnical liability. It’d be like signing a contract with the devil, only the devil would have a better weave and not go around saying “to the left, to the left” all the time. Even the devil has standards, you know.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
I’m betting the sparks were caused by the BigB’s mongo thighs, just rubbing together
Jul 10th, 2007
RichPort
Actually, no… the sparks were casued by me whacking off in the front row. Beyonce makes me giddy.
Jul 10th, 2007
abby
I swear, if I hear “Irreplaceable” one more time, I’m getting a sniper rifle and front row seats. I’ll make sure to wear flame retardant clothing, though.
Jul 10th, 2007
ZeZe
How full of yourself do you have to be to stand there for that long under showers of sparks. And she didnt even bother to move when her freaking fans were blistered and melting.
Sign away dear victims, sign away. Beyonce don’t pay for no bitch. She’s a mama dat profit dolla’s.
Jul 10th, 2007
salima mohammad
NOT ONE OF YOU CAN HOLD CANDLE TO MISS BEYONCE! ALL OF YOU ARE JUST ,JEALOUS HATERS! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, RICH AND SMART, AMONG OTHER THINGS! EVERYONE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE HER, BE HER OR HAVE HER! SO STOP HATEN HATERS!!! YOU CAN’T TOUCH HER OR HURT HER. SHE IS A SUPERSTAR! WAY OUT OF YOUR REACH!
Mar 21st, 2008
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