Jul 13, 2007
Quickies: Beached
Check out Anna Faris’ new face! (Mollygood)
Avril still suuuuuuuuuuuuucks! Nyah nyah! (The Blemish)
Sadly, Brandon Davis isn’t dead. (The Evil Beet)
Kelly Clarkson goes topless. Sorta. (Metadish)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry Jessica Biel premiered last night. (IDLYITW)
K-Fed is going to score himself some Latina babies! Check and MATE Bragelina! (Celebslam)
Mischa Barton is about as shapely as a fucking surfboard. (The Bastardly)
I’m as excited for this Harry Potter movie as I have been for all of the others! Which is to say — not a fucking bit! But here’s a great review if that’s your thing. (Pajiba)
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
ANNA ANNA ANNA what have DONE? Stoopid bitch, YOUR mug set her apart from the rest of the tard nation.
You need to call the chick from Dirty Dancing, she’ll be a good career counselor for you new destiny as a food services industry drone.
Oh and, Fishy Barton always looks as if reeks of something, shit probably. Doesn’t look as if she wipes thoroughly.
Jul 13th, 2007
margaretta
Someone throw Kelly back in, it must be feeding time anyway
Jul 14th, 2007
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