Jul 13, 2007
Scarlett Johansson Shows Off Her Assets
I’m sure you’re all just absolutely shocked — shocked! — to see these photos of professional actress and all around classy lady extraordinaire Scarlett Johansson on the set of her new Woody Allen film — with her ass nonchalantly hanging out of her pants, and just flapping in the breeze for all of creation to see.
OK, so I guess that’s not all that shocking. Give me credit for trying, anyway. What’s probably most shocking about these photos is actually Woody Allen — I thought his kind usually burst into flames when exposed to direct sunlight.
More photos after the jump — including the ass-tastic money shot.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Tits Johansson likes anal.
Woody needs to apologize for Scenes from a Mall,……..and fucking his daughter.
Jul 13th, 2007
litelysalted
Woody Allen is one twisted fuck. Which is part of the reason why I really, really love Woody Allen.
Jul 13th, 2007
litelysalted
Oh, and, get it?? ASSets? I KILL me!
Jul 13th, 2007
Manny
Ugh
Jul 13th, 2007
RichPort
I agree with Slim…anyone that pierces their nose to resemble a toro likes to grunt like a Spartan soldier on an Athenian conquest… for some reason I think she’d be a fucking wildcat in the sack. Or not. Nude pics next time please.
Jul 13th, 2007
sonya
Chumbucket.
Jul 13th, 2007
margaretta
When did Woody start to look like Diane Keaton?
Jul 13th, 2007
Arch
>When did Woody start to look like Diane Keaton?
1973
Jul 13th, 2007
Bob Loblaw
I fuck that bitch so hard
Jul 16th, 2007
Waltz
I love her, she always looks good.
Jul 19th, 2007
asd
every one must fuck that bitch
Dec 11th, 2007
tillu
i love scarlett johansson, please dont fuck her for me, i will marry her.
Oct 28th, 2008
tillu
please scarlet marry me i will fuck your pussy ald lick it, you suck me, touch my penis and suck.
Oct 28th, 2008
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