The Beckhams Arrive in LA
Well, after months of fucking hearing about it, David Beckham and Posh Spice have finally arrived in America — yet wild horses still couldn’t make me give a shit. People reports:
Walking out of a windy LAX airport at around 8:15 p.m. towards an SUV with tinted windows, the couple – sans sons Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 4, and Cruz, 2, whom Victoria has said she doesn’t want photographed – sashayed past hordes of media and fans held back by metal barriers.
Once the couple have settled in to their $22 million Beverly Hills mansion, their first housewarming party will be hosted by BFFs Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
Jesus H. Well it’s no wonder she doesn’t want the kids photographed, because here are some photos of them flying out of Heathrow Airport, and all three of them are wearing the same exact shirt! How mortifying! Was there a sale on red polo shirts at Old Navy? Someone needs to explain this to me, because there is pretty much no excuse to be dressing three kids who aren’t triplets under one year of age in identical outfits. That’s just creepy. But on the upside, they should fit in with the likes of Tom and Katie just fucking perfect.
More photos of the Posh and Company, after the jump.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sorceressss
Yep, I couldn’t really care less either, unless Becks was naked in my bed of course.
Jul 13th, 2007
RichPort
OK, being uninitiated in the Spice Girls idiocy, I was informed by a former fan that Posh’s whole schtick was never to smile. Like I sad I had no idea. Which means, she’s just become her character, like life imitating “art”. Or something like that. Which of course makes her no better than Flava Flav. Except her never got fake tits.
Jul 13th, 2007
litelysalted
RichPort, how dare you be so insensitive! I heard the real story is that she was involved in a horrific car wreck when she was just five years old — horribly killing both her parents and permanently maiming her; resulting in the paralyzing of her facial muscles which left her physically unable to smile.
No, wait. I’m confused. That was some freak on Montell. Posh Spice is just a stupid asshole.
Jul 13th, 2007
Meg
Not just matching shirts… everything matches. Check out the shoes! Even they match.
Jul 13th, 2007
Jbo
The reason she doesn’t want her kids photographed is that the littles one suffered a head injury w/a nanny on an escalator and then another head injury which split open his stitches - he now suffers seizures from flashing lights… My first thoughts upon hearing this was ‘where’s child protective services’? Two major head injuries so close together that actually cause damage…… YIKES! I heard Posh is a wino, so who knows how she pushes her kids around when they don’t obey the robot…
Jul 13th, 2007
Petite
I looked at these pictures and thought, “What a great way to keep up with the kids!”
Dress them all alike, and it’s easier for security to keep an eye on them.
Oh, and as far as childhood injuries…I’m surprised that my husband lived to adulthood, but he was just “being a boy” everytime he got injured!
Jul 13th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
*cough* *cough* Well, uh lemme see, ah, yes, my long suffering secretary, Vivian, has checked our records and confirmed what I’ve long suspected:
I still don’t give a rat’s ass.
Jul 13th, 2007
margaretta
It’s easier to just say, ‘S, M, L in the red stripe’ and then go back to the mirror to check your plastic face hasn’t melted.
Jul 13th, 2007
LOL
Who? Who are they?…This the second comming of the beatle’s? Not quite… They moved to LA for one reason…Cheap Mexican house help… I wonder if they came to this country legally…Hmmm…INS needs a phone call I think..
Jul 13th, 2007
poloropohokolomo
i wonder which son will get arrested first
Jul 14th, 2007
DiamondSal
Security reasons.. You can spot them easily if anything goes wrong.. and the boys are very handsome, boistrious and adorable.
Jul 14th, 2007
bionic bunny
1. the identical shirts ARE too much.
2. we often dressed the family in the same COLORS, especially when the little one liked to “meet” strangers at airports.
3. my now grown son had a perpetual problem with swing sets. damn kid was always falling backward and landing on his head.
4. i forgot what i was going to say.
5. at least the kids look reasonably normal, but, looks can be deceiving.
6. WELL, LAA-DEE-DAA, now we have fucking self-appointed “royalty” in L.A. just what we need.
i wonder if her lady bits are as puckered and unfriendly as her face??
at least its not damn madonna.
Jul 14th, 2007
Australia
they are just normal people who want to travel and make
money.Their life they can do what they want. i think the people above are all jelous cause they dont earn as much money like the beckhams.i mean fuking hell good luck to them !!! I hope they take L.A. by storm and bury the jelous people in it . especially the girls who are threatening posh about wanting david. I HOPE VICCI treads all over you stuck up L.A. girls and for the “SORCERESSSS” , you’ll never get a guy like david beckham !!!! DREAM ON. So for all you gals out there, you aint got a chance.hahahahaha
Jul 18th, 2007
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