Hilary Duff Does Maxim
Hilary Duff stars in the August issue of men’s magazine “Maxim,” and boy is it ever disappointing. Don’t get me wrong — now that Hilary’s thinned out a little she’s downright delicious — it’s just that the pictorial is missing that certain special something. Nipples, namely. Where the hell are the nipples? At least a gratuitous side boob shot? Wet T? Anything? And not one double penetration shot, not anywhere! Geez! When did the Disney Corporation take over the magazine? Good luck whacking it to… oh, wait — I’m sorry. My publisher just informed me I was thinking of “Fetish Whores” again. An honest mistake. Well, anyway, I still think it’s still a pretty lame shoot for “Maxim” magazine. Even without the big black guy jizzing all over her face at the end.
More bukkake-free Hilary after the jump
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
JohnL
Amazingly, I believe I’d hit that, which is the exact opposite of how I felt about the idea a mere year ago. It’s amazing how desirable a young girl can become when she introduce food into her diet.
Jul 18th, 2007
JohnL
Amazingly amazing, I tell you.
Jul 18th, 2007
abby
I think you mean “binges and purges her way to pretty.” Not to be a sticker or anything.
Jul 18th, 2007
Penis Mightier
Actually she was airbrushed to pretty here. She looks like she’s made of wax.
Jul 18th, 2007
somechick
she looks too orange and waxey here, but she’s super hot now. she’s still skinny but i can’t see her clavical anymore, yay food eaters!
Jul 19th, 2007
margaretta
Holy photoshop!… doesn’t even help the fuglly twisted thing
Jul 19th, 2007
RichPort
She looks way better with her mouth closed, which is a problem, because I like open mouths… waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay open… 90 degree right angle open… sat on a red hot cow poker open… I just won the lottery open… dentist performing on back molars open… porn star BJ open…
Jul 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
abby, just what kind of a sticker are you trying not to be?
i hope its a cute fuzzy chick sticker, or maybe a fluffy bunny.
just givin’ ya a bad time, girlfriend!
your bunny-buns hearts you!!!!!
Jul 20th, 2007
lexi
well i can’t belive it she went to a good sweet heart who you could trust and now how can she throw that all away i liked her how she was its not right that she became a brown headed grosse magazine person sorry hilary but please go back to you normail self remember when you played in the show lizzie maguire go back in that time and be her again not some old dirt rag who will only get boys for your money and hotnest so plaese go back to yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pppppplllllllllleeeeaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love, lexi
Jul 21st, 2007
Gigi
Oh god, Leave the girl alone. She looks very nice and is growing up now… exploring and changing looks. Give the girl a break!
Jul 22nd, 2007
Ruben
She looks better as a blond, put a couple of pound, in those legs and butt.
Jul 22nd, 2007
Cmac
Is it just me or does she look like Jennifer Lopez in the shoot? Don’t get me wrong though, I think Hilary Duff looks sexier than ever, but The JLO thing is not for me. Just my opinion.
Jul 24th, 2007
Chris
Christ is she hot. And beautiful.
And yeah I’d fuck her brains out.
Jul 27th, 2007
P.A.
I have to agree with somechick (the second person to comment). She’s to orange and waxey. And I also agree with Ruben. She looks better as a blonde. However, she is definitely sexy.
Jul 28th, 2007
theman
I’d treat fer to a mouthful, after I made her beg for it.
Jul 30th, 2007
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Aug 1st, 2007
mmmhmmm
I would hit that so hard…it’s not even funny. I mean, if I were doing Hilary doggy style, I would shove it so hard inside her that it’ll come out of her mouth.
Aug 10th, 2007
spoiledbrat18
Hilary you are so beautiful…you’ve come such a long way from what you were. I luv you.
Aug 31st, 2007
James
She is a fucking moron and as ugly as hell to.
Oct 7th, 2007
Mark
she’s hot hot and hot but in the picture she’s just orange orange and orange but I peel that
Oct 28th, 2007
Someone
She looks uglier than ever here; her tan & hair color don’t suit her.
Dec 5th, 2007
Mohd Farooqui
She is great I am fan of Hillary Duff from my childhood, due to her innocence and smartness.
Dec 8th, 2007
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