Jul 19, 2007
Quickies: Everywhere You Look
Jessica Biel looking oh-so-virginal. (UseMyComputer)
Crop circle? Nope, it’s just Homer Simpson next to a pagan god. (Fatback)
Parker Posey in the best non-whiny chick-flick of the year. (Pajiba)
Methface McFaketits got married! Danny Tanner must be so proud. (IBBB)
I think this means Amy Winehouse doesn’t swallow. (MollyGood)
Rosario Dawson? Check. White cowboy boots? Check? Sense of shame and self-loathing? Hmm… (popoholic)
Serena Williams, or Mike Tyson, Jr.? (The Bastardly)
Cindy Crawford’s puss smells like flowers. And she’s hot. Score! (Drunken Stepfather)
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
Cindy has been a fixture on my “freebies” list forEVER.
Jul 20th, 2007
RichPort
Damn you Abby! I thought that said “Jessica Biel looking oh-so-vaginal. Now if have to explain crotch why I lied… stop looking at me, dick! I was hornswaggled!!!
Jul 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
i want a doughnut.
damn.
Jul 20th, 2007
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