In the eight days since her release from rehab, Lindsay Lohan has been desperately whoring herself out for money. Perhaps “Herbie: Fully Loaded” wasn’t the gold mine it first appeared to be? Preposterous! Photo agency X17 reports

[Lindsay] offered to “sell” photos to X17 to the tune of $30,000! Linds had been calling and texting numerous members of Team X17 over the past week, trying to organize a way to get some money and she’s been in touch with other pap agencies as well.

Because, you know, coke is expensive, and you can only trade the firecrotch so many times before the people grow tired of it. The same way people get tired of being attacked by a swarm of angry bees or kicked in the balls by a bear. Especially if the bear is wearing steel-toed boots and ankle weights. And if the bear happens to be carrying a beehive as a purse, well, then you’re pretty much fucked. That’s a bear with some serious gender identity issues right there. You might as well suck it up and give Lindsay Lohan’s puss a good poking already.

More of Lindsay classing it up outside a men’s bathroom after the jump

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