Jul 30, 2007
Quickies: Freshness You Can Feel
Paris Hilton gets her broke-ass bitch on. (Defamer)
So, obviously, Suri Cruise is just another product of Proctor & Gamble. (BWE)
Jaime Pressly embraces her white-trash sluttiness. (Drunken Stepfather)
Lara Flynn Boyle out-freckles Lindsay Lohan. (The Bastardly)
Rachel Zoe is missing something. Like the blood of virgins. And maybe some sheep placenta. Whatever the hell it is that demons eat. (MollyGood)
Little Miss Sunshine a dirty meth whore? (CelebSlam)
The REAL reason why Jessica Alba dumped Cash Warren, and it’s not my dashing good looks and ineffable charm. (The Blemish)
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RichPort
It’s a truly sad day when Brit’s ass gives me wood and JLPressley gives me nausea… a sad day indeed.
Jul 31st, 2007
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