Jul 31, 2007
Cindy Crawford Topless, Baby!
I suppose if you wanted to see supermodel Cindy Crawford’s boobies, you could just google “Cindy Crawford topless” and start clicking. But where’s the fun in that? I find it’s better when someone just hands you nipples. Then you’re just obligingly accepting a gift instead of actively being a pervert. See how that works? Same goes for large bags of cocaine and laptops with the serial numbers scratched off. Just be gracious and take what’s handed you. You don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. What you do is slide the gift horse a couple of twenties under the table and maybe unzip its pants from time to time. That’s what we in the south like to call “decorum.”
More Cindy in a bikini in St. Tropez after the jump
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I must say, I saw this woman pushing a baby stroller on Madison Ave about 6 or 7 years ago, and she literally has negative ass. I think mathematically it’s expressed as follows:
CC = -a
Philosophically:
If an ass is in a pair of jeans and no one can see it, is it really there?
Ebonically:
Yo son! That cracka ass cracka bitch got no booty! An’ she mad skinny too, kid. Yo, eat a sammich, BITCH!!!
Hispanically:
Eescuse mee ladee, joo culo se calo.
Jul 31st, 2007
Phil
Thank you Pr. RichPort. You really deserve your PHD in Bootyology
Jul 31st, 2007
margaretta
I thought it was Bunology, but I could be wrong.
Jul 31st, 2007
Penis Mightier
And all I have is this useless PHD in boobology.
Jul 31st, 2007
RichPort
I have a PHD after I shave… Pretty Hairless Dick!!!
(crickets)
Jul 31st, 2007
JohnL
All I have is this useless PhD in psychology. So tell me about your mother. Is she a MILF?
Jul 31st, 2007
Syd
Nurse!!
Jul 31st, 2007
Pudenda Shenanigans
And she looks like that after having two babies.
It’s just not fair.
Jul 31st, 2007
ricky
she still can make anybody go hard even at this age!!
Aug 1st, 2007
bionic bunny
um, as an expert, i believe BUNOLOGY is an entirely different subject.
i could be wrong, though.
Aug 1st, 2007
nesss
her boyfriend is U-G-L-Y as well as beer bellied!
Aug 7th, 2007
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