Brett Ratner Was Serviced by a Tranny
“X-3″ and “Rush Hour” director Brett Ratner wants you to know he isn’t ashamed of his bisexual past or hirsute genitals. He reveals in an interview with The Advocate
[That scene in Rush Hour 3] from my personal experience. My first blow job was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man. That’s where that comes from. It’s based on personal experience. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl.
Um, no. Your average guy got his first blowjob from his high school girlfriend in the back seat of his Honda Accord, not from some tranny in an L.A. night club when he’s thirty-five. He goes on to say:
Brett: So, during my last gay interview, the guy was on the Internet and said, “I’m looking at you right now, and you’re a bear.” What’s a bear?
The Advocate: For starters, it means you’re hairy.
Brett: There’s no hair on my ass. I have no hair on my balls. So why am I a bear?
Because “bear” must also mean “overcompensating loudmouth oaf who should have his stupid furry mug clamped in a steel trap,” or possibly, “tard who took a dump on the last X-Men movie.” And bullshit Brett Ratner doesn’t have ass hair. I have it on good authority from a Taiwanese post-op that there’s practically a fern growing between Brett’s ass cheeks. And when I asked the he-she about Brett’s testicles, he just giggled and said something in Chinese that I’m pretty sure translated to “musk ox.” Or maybe into “Robin Williams.” I don’t know. Other than “more heroin, please” or “no, I need a younger girl,” my Chinese really isn’t all that great.
“….That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl….”
Translation: Cock is coooooooooooooool…
How did this jackass get licensed to make movies?
Bryan Singer is gay, and yet he’s twice as manly (and infinity times a better film-maker) than this douchebag.
Translation: I’ll take head any way I can get it since my balls are so hairy no one wants near ‘em.
I agree wholeheartedly with Mish234. The first two X-Mens were awesome.
Hey! I’m 35. *shakes fist*
He must be friends with fat Elvis…two trannies for sure.
*twitch* Either he’s refering to a transvestite, in which case he’s a stupid ass, or he’s referring to a transsexual, in which case he’s a stupid, transphobic ass. And defensive much? “I don’t have hair on my ass!” *beats head into wall*
…and can I just reiterate on the Bret Rattface hate? Because, you know, so much HATE.
Why, why did they have to hire him for X-3? Why? I would’ve been happy to wait another year if we coulda had Bryan Singer instead!