Britney Spears Pulls a Lindsay Lohan
Source: Flynet Online
Class act Britney Spears hit parked car while pulling into a vitamin store yesterday and — per the obvious — left no note for the owner of the station wagon she hit. Even though the fender-bender is all caught on video. And 4,392 paparazzi were taking her picture when it happened. She didn’t even pretend to scribble something on the back of an envelope and stick it under the wiper. Nothing. All she did was squat down in a dress to check out her fucking car and exclaim “I’m a brainiac!” Which goes to show you that vitamins must make you tubby and stupid. That’s why I keep healthy with whiskey and filterless smokes. More doctors recommend Camels than any other brand!
More post-accident photos of Britney and her dog after the jump
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Penis Mightier
And she was driving with Sean Preston on her lap.
PS She also whipped her door open and door-dinged that wagon. That I cannot abide.
Aug 7th, 2007
JohnL
Your health regimen of whiskey and smokes sounds similar to mine, but you might want to add a little exercise too. I do a little walking. To the liquor store.
Aug 7th, 2007
abby
I find that crawling to the liquor store uses all of my core muscles.
Aug 7th, 2007
open mouth jones
But crawling scrapes up my hands really badly. Any advice?
Aug 7th, 2007
bionic bunny
stupid worthless bitch. my family always says i’ll die when i confront somebody who just dinged my car with their door or shopping cart, and they shoot me dead.
i hope the owner of that car files “hit and run” charges.
try bicycle gloves. or a couple of pairs of socks.
Aug 7th, 2007
Dragulf
Wear socks on your hands.
Aug 7th, 2007
yup
I saw a dog once
Aug 8th, 2007
carla
look at that BIGOTE above her lips.
Aug 16th, 2007
bigboobiesrule
I strongly suggest a trip to the optometrist,or at least cut down on the morning pick me ups.I also wonder if the dog has all his shots,he is a strong candidate to pick up something contageous hanging out with this skank.
Aug 18th, 2007
RottweileR
I have a theory for you.
Drinking is bad
Smoking is bad
Walking is good
Like Meatloaf once said, two out of three aint bad
Therefore, Drinking and Smoking while Walking is not bad!
Jan 2nd, 2008
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