Debra Messing Kicks Fashion in the Nuts
Oh, Debra Messing. Debra, Debra, Debra. We know you’re hard up for work right now. Really, we do. Things haven’t been easy since “Will and Grace” ended. You had that Ponds Miniseries thing, which was great — don’t get me wrong — but I guess when it comes down to it there’s just not a demand for kooky redheads these days.
But this? This is no way to act out. Now, just to make sure this never happens ever, ever again, I present to you the following list:
Five Things That Went Wrong With Debra Messing’s Outfit:
1. Not wearing a shirt. We all appreciate side boobage — but much like a pair of, say, overalls, I get the impression that this isn’t the sort of frock that’s supposed to be worn on it’s own.
2. Unflattering fit. Whatever the hell this thing is, clearly it’s not her size. I’ve never seen anyone look so paunchy and frumpy while sporting clavicle at the same time.
3. Cellulicious. From the waist up, she looks okay if you can ignore the fact that she’s pretty old and not wearing a shirt. From the waist down, however — she looks like a lady headed out for a festive day at “Flippy’s Cove Water Park” with her six kids.
4. Too Short. Let’s just say we’re only a moderate breeze away from catching an eyeful of Messing beav — and I don’t know about you, but I have no interest whatsoever in seeing if the carpet matches the drapes.
5. Gladiator Sandals. I don’t care who says they’re fashionable. They’re ugly, and they sure as hell don’t go with the rest of the “ensemble.”
More below — I would tell you not to look, but the back view is pretty incredible. Ah hell, you still might not wanna look.
21 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
keep right on waving debs. to your career. you’ll probably not see it again.
Aug 10th, 2007
Manny
Auuuuuuuuuggh!!! Make it stop! Why the HUGE pic?? WHY??? *sobs*
Aug 10th, 2007
Azizur
Damn she is hot!
Aug 10th, 2007
ames
Oh Good God I really didn’t need to see that. Why didn’t I listen!
Aug 10th, 2007
litelysalted
Whoops — sorry for the huge pic guys. I would never subject my beloved readers to extreme closeup of Debrajiggle on purpose.
Aug 10th, 2007
margaretta
I guess she has balls to look like that and smile and wave…the back! OMG the legs…She earns the Mess in Messing
Aug 10th, 2007
BunnyNutz
That be icky.
Aug 10th, 2007
ladypink
Geesh, yet again, attack of the perfect people. Why do I even bother getting on the internet anymore when it’s apparently filled with perfect looking 25 year old people with no cellulite, no man boobs, no stretch marks, perfect skin, and nice butts that look oh so friggin fabulous in low waist jeans. PUHLEEZE. You people suck monkey balls for judging her appearance so harshly. For those of us in the REAL world she looks perfectly fine. Well, okay, she could maybe do without the side boob action! But come on, give the “old” lady bit a break. She’s not old nor does she look it.
Aug 10th, 2007
Ginger
Hey I’m not perfect (damn near though! j/k), but the problem is mainly with her outfit. It’s just awful. After a certain age, most women don’t look great in mid-thigh dresses. Unfortch, she looks absolutely wretched.
Aug 10th, 2007
sweetmamagirl
Totally agree about Gladiator sandals!!! CAN’T STAND ‘EM!!!!
UGH!!! FUGLY!! FUGLY!! FUGLY!!!!!
Aug 10th, 2007
KD Griffin
She may be hard up for work but she’s rich. She can afford a bra or an undershirt or something.
Aug 11th, 2007
DiamondSal
Even Britney would reject this.. ugh.
Aug 11th, 2007
Chinook
She is still hot, I just rubbed one out to those photos
Aug 11th, 2007
Claire
Oh come, DiamondSal. Britney probably has that in hot pink gauze fabric. Except much, much tighter.
Aug 12th, 2007
John
no wonder Will was gay.
Aug 12th, 2007
L2
Litelysalted, how do you live with yourself? I know you think you’re all liberal and what-not, and that posting this is ok because it’s snarky and ironic and whatever - but it’s really not funny/witty to keep bagging women’s appearance and calling them “fat” or “jiggly” or “vomitous” because they have cellulite. You’re contributing to the bullshit that I’ll bet you claim to hate, so fuck you.
Aug 12th, 2007
RichPort
Dear L2,
Please disregard the booby trap fairy that visited your kitchen appliances and fixed your car brakes this morning. Oh, and cover yourself in bubblewrap before leaving the house.
Regards,
RichPort
Aug 13th, 2007
Margo
This shyt was written by “Vomit”. That’s what young girls do after reading crap like this. Thanks for making the world a better place, one bulimic at a time. Debra Messing is a class act. Take notes.
Aug 13th, 2007
mcnama
Most people (esp women) have some cellulite. But I’m sorry, she needs to do something about that! I mean, she has the money to..all she has to do is buy some cream and get the deep tissue massages and WORK OUT a little!!!! And if she doesn’t want to do that, then put some damn pants on…please!
Aug 13th, 2007
jokolopopoyotokolomo
That Will’s looking kinda good now, ain’t he?
Aug 13th, 2007
bitty boop
How can we have world peace when there is so much hate?
Aug 14th, 2007
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