Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
Remember when Paris Hilton told Larry King she’d “never done drugs” and that she was “sick” of partying? Well, here’s Paris Hilton at her Malibu beach party smoking a joint on Saturday. Yeah. Fuck you, Larry King! Unfortunately for Paris, it’s hard to get a cock and a spliff in your mouth at the same time. Not without somebody getting their testicles burned, anyway. I really hope she hung on to that Bible that she was toting around before she went to jail, because I bet Bibles make great knee rests while you’re giving head. Leather is a good buffer. Plus, in a pinch, you could always tear out a page and use it to roll a joint if you were out of papers. I’m pretty sure it’s what Jesus and Larry King would want you to do.
One more of Paris smoking dope courtesy of Splash News Online after the jump
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
JohnL
I recommend the book of Genesis for rolling doobies. Few things fire the imagination more than the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. New Testament is good for sopping up jizz. Cleaning my cock feels good when I use rich Corinthian letters.
Aug 13th, 2007
RichPort
“I bet Bibles make great knee rests while you’re giving head”
9 out of 10 pre-teen altar boys agree. The 10th one had a sore throat, and couldn’t comment on this question.
Aug 13th, 2007
abby
I’m pretty sure just reading that just secured my passage to hell, JohnL. Well-done!
Aug 13th, 2007
abby
I’m pretty sure “priest” is just a play on the words “penis lover.” I took Latin in seventh grade, so I’m practically an expert.
Aug 13th, 2007
margaretta
Ropa dope
Aug 13th, 2007
lookwhaticando
My guess is Paris just rolls her own cigs, Yeah that’s the ticket.
Aug 13th, 2007
2harsh
Smoke my pole Paris!
Aug 13th, 2007
Petite
I just LOVE the new obsession people have over the HOOKA smoking devise!
Pot smokers all over the world can now leave their BONG sitting out, and just tell people , “Oh, yeah, that’s my new HOOKA, man! I got it at the mall.”
Aug 13th, 2007
abby
I tell everyone my bong is my old-timey asthma inhaler.
Aug 13th, 2007
pastchick
i know a guy who worked as paris’s driver on the simple life set and he said she smoked all the time to and from the set
Aug 13th, 2007
Daniella
Tons of girls look like her and its prob a rolled up ciggy
Aug 14th, 2007
DiamondSal
She’s breaking parole. Back in the slammer with this sociopath monstrosity.
Aug 14th, 2007
marius
i hate this bitch
Aug 15th, 2007
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