Aug 14, 2007
Jessica Alba Has Nipples
Here’s Jessica Alba on the film shoot of “The Eye” yesterday. “The Eye” of course being a biopic about sexy blind chicks with hard nipples. Bravo, Jessica! There just aren’t enough movies being made about slutty girls with disabilities. Well, “Paraplegic Poon Raid” and “Autistic ‘n’ Anal,” but they didn’t star any big-name celebrities. Riveting exposés into the multi-dimensional world of the handicapped harlot nonetheless. Starring Tiffany Swallows and Bunny “Meals on Wheels” LaRue. Running time: 69 minutes.
More hot blind girl action after the jump
24 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Read she’s got Herpes.
(note to self: add Valtrex as part of my stalking strategy)
Aug 14th, 2007
abby
Yeah, I read that, too. Her assistant told some magazine that. I’d still punch it like I was Mike Tyson.
Aug 14th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Face it you don’t have it “goin’ on” if ya ain’t got the Herp.
It’s like, so hot right now.
Aug 14th, 2007
abby
Herpes is the new iphone.
Aug 14th, 2007
RichPort
Aaaawwww… ain’t those some pretty little nippies? I’d like to give them a lollypop, they’re so cute. Wait (pat pat pat) where’s my lollypop…oh… here it is… ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP… THUD
Slim and Abby, you slay me.
Aug 14th, 2007
sonya
Puh-leaze. Since when are blind people hot, especially women? They might have some natural beauty, but it’s not like they can do their hair all cute and put on their makeup, so they wouldn’t look that great. I mean, look at Helen Keller. Bitch was the fug.
Aug 14th, 2007
RichPort
I agree with Sonya, making up your face to look like a child’s finger painting isn’t cute. And they must get tired of the constant “What??? Did you get dressed in the dark???” comments.
Aug 14th, 2007
Penis Mightier
Yep, this movie looks like another winner for Alba.
Aug 14th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
BAM! take THAT blind people!
Aug 14th, 2007
Anonymous
You guys are sick.
Aug 14th, 2007
open mouth jones
Anonymous,
You forgot to mention:
-geeky
-drink too much
-smoke way too much
-crawl to the neighborhood liquor store when at all possible
-critize everyone and everything (especially Britneys breasts) and we LOVE IT!
Being sick is really the least of our worries.
Aug 14th, 2007
JohnL
I ain’t blind, but those nips make we want to read Braille. If she doesn’t win an Academy Award for “The Fantastic 4″ or “Good Luck Chuck”, then this will be the one that brings home the trophy. Do they give out Oscars for direct-to-video releases?
Just to add to open mouth’s list:
-have poor hygiene
-live with our mothers
-are registered sex offenders
-flatulent
-Rhodes scholars
EXACTLY in that order, muthafucka.
Aug 14th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
And I think this applies to all of us males:
-wearing a Dolce & Gabbana mankini
right?
Aug 14th, 2007
margaretta
I knew that herpes would lead to blindness
Aug 14th, 2007
abby
Just like masturbation leads to success. You guessed it — I’m the American-fuckin-dream, baby!
P.S. BEST. THREAD. EVER.
Aug 14th, 2007
Dat_DoOd
and i just farted.
Aug 14th, 2007
torkue
And success leads to herpes, which leads to blindness, so my mom was right: masturbation = blindness.
Aug 14th, 2007
Herman B
stuffing her bra with green peas again. dick licking little whore
let’s fuck
Aug 15th, 2007
RichPort
If that’s the case Abby, I should be Bill fucking Gates by now. In other news, my bathroom cieling looks like is has stalagtites hanging from it… wierd…
She’s probably really stingy with those pencil erasers. On the plus side, I bet I could fit them both in mouth at the same time. Great… one one my co-workers just walked in as I was air cupping and air licking to try… Oh looky! HR’s on the line…
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
to bad she is not blind for real
Aug 15th, 2007
invader scoodgh
I know one hot blind person. I wish I was half as good looking as her
but don’t tell her that rofl
Aug 17th, 2007
kiara
she is beautiful stop hating
Aug 18th, 2007
Anonymous
I’m so glad you are all proud to be disgusting.
Aug 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
yes we are. we have special sashes and a secret handshake (pssst. don’t shake hands with rich).
and i can see perfectly, but i always look like i got dressed in the dark. but it makes big family holidays one HELLUVA lot of fun!!
Aug 20th, 2007
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