Sienna Miller Goes Middle-Earth on Yo’ Ass
British tart Sienna Miller has given up her chocolate dream for a taste of Middle Earth — word on the street is she’s boning Boromir. Daily Mail reports
The actress is smitten with actor Sean Bean - the man she is about to start filming her latest movie with. A source close to Sienna, 25, revealed: “She is completely mesmerised by Bean already. She has told friends that she can’t help feeling transfixed by his green eyes and loves the fact that he is a real macho man.” In fact, she is so into him that she has already spent a romantic evening with him at her west London home, where she treated him to the culinary delight of beef stew.
Beef stew? Beef stew?! Great mines of Moria! If you’re trying to woo the last ruling steward of Gondor, you could damn well do better than beef fucking stew. Like, say, some sour cream lembas or a little balrog babaghanoush. I’ve got a recipe for baked orodruin that could pull the ears of a gundark. That’s right, baby. For a taste of a galaxy far, far away or a little Númenórean delight, I’m your half-elf Twi’lek fantasy. Call me, boys!
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
In fact, she is so into him that she has already spent a romantic evening with him at her west London home, where she treated him to the culinary delight of beef stew….”
Translation: Anal with microwaved warmed KY.
Aug 14th, 2007
RichPort
Good. Now we can all point and laugh, and whisper loudly as she walks by “Yes, that’s that ugly bitch who let the old man fuck her in the ass.”
Aug 14th, 2007
RichPort
Geeez Slim… seems you and I both had her pegged for poopchute popping at precisely the same time.
Good job.
Aug 14th, 2007
open mouth jones
i agree with the poopshute theory. she just has that ‘i take it in the rear and i love it’ look.
just as a side note i want to wax her eye brows right off her ugly face.
Aug 14th, 2007
JohnL
I was scared to click that ‘chocolate dream’ link, fearful that I was going to be whisked away to YouTube for another rendition “Chocolate Rain.” I had screwdrivers firmly positioned in both ear canals based on this worst-case scenario.
Aug 14th, 2007
JohnL
I’m thinking that it’s really Sean Bean who likes to ride assrockets. At least that’s what I like to believe when I’m transfixed by his green peepers.
Aug 14th, 2007
sonya
Ahh, that was spectacular, Abby. You totally rocked my geek, especially with the twi’lek part. Bunny would understand.
Aug 14th, 2007
gdaysunshine
OMG, this post is great! I’m LMAO!
Aug 14th, 2007
margaretta
What? What?
Aug 14th, 2007
Judy Wolfberg
I may be out of the loop, but I can tell you that Sean Bean is one sexy guy. If any of you were so inclined to have seen him in the “Sharpe” series, well, you know he is fantastic.
As far as Sienna Miller is concerned, I know little to nothing about her, other than she send Jude Law packing. Rightfully so.
What’s casual “relations” between co-stars anyway? Isn’t that the norm?
Aug 14th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
“….As far as Sienna Miller is concerned, I know little to nothing about her, other than she send Jude Law packing. Rightfully so….”
She’s also a prostitute, that’s all you need to know.
Aug 14th, 2007
JohnL
“…Sean Bean is one sexy guy…”
And judging by those bags under his eyes he’s gonna be a sexy catcher’s mitt in about 5 years. And that’s okay; Leatherface Redford should be dead by then.
Aug 14th, 2007
Vermillion
Nice to see my Sienna Miller Rationalization circuits are still working. I will still hit it with the fury of a thousand suns. And if she does enjoy strokin’ in the south, that is a bonus.
Aug 14th, 2007
RichPort
This ugly beeotch makes an excellent case for legalized assualt and battery. Or even assault with batteries. I prefer D batteries myself, as they make a greater impression.
Aug 15th, 2007
tree
if i post on this site will mr baked bean do my ass 2……. shags a shag… jessica albas so in trouble I BUCKIN DRAW BLOOD…….. shell wish she kept her cherreeee if she ever gets unly enough 2 be stalked my me….. ohhh im just sooo hard… for a drunked twat
Aug 15th, 2007
RichPort
I see ‘tree’ has been hitting the trees… I prefer Canibis Indica Sativa myself.
Aug 15th, 2007
bionic bunny
yeah, sonya, i love it when abby pulls her geek out!
Aug 20th, 2007
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