Yuck!
What’s grosser than gross? Three dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in three trash cans? Jenna Jameson in a bikini? Or this little tidbit from today’s Page Six?
Get ready to cringe during Sir Ben Kingsley’s new movie, “The Wackness,” in which the Oscar-winner, 63, passionately locks lips with tiny Mary-Kate Olsen, 21. Currently shooting in New York, the film directed by Jonathan Levine is about a drug dealer who trades marijuana for therapy sessions with his shrink, played by Kingsley. Insiders say the steamy scene with Olsen - described as a “full on make-out session” - was shot at a Greenpoint watering hole.
Poor Ben Kingsley. He’s got an Oscar, for Chrissake. He should be sticking it to Playboy models just past their prime, not scraping the stomach acid off Mary-Kate Olsen’s tonsils. That’s pretty damn gross. You know what else is pretty gross? When you’re eating corn flakes and you brother can’t find his scab collection. Zing! In seventh grade I was KING, baby!
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Watering Hole? Must’ve been near the bridge that little troll and her equally fugo sister live.
Aug 14th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Wattchu smokin’?
Pfffffffft, six dead babies in 36 cans is the money scenario.
Everybody who’s anybody in the baby killing business knows that.
Aug 14th, 2007
Penis Mightier
I’m not sure that the word “steamy” correctly describes a scene involving ghandi and an anorexic 42 years his junior making out.
Aug 14th, 2007
abby
Spoken like a true baby-killin’ pirate, Slim.
Aug 14th, 2007
JohnL
Gandhi starved himself to free a nation. Mary-Kate starved herself to make “New York Minute” sexy. Pop quiz, hotshot:
Whose severe malnutrition worked?
Aug 14th, 2007
jill
i love ganjaaaaaa
mary jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane:) is my bestieeee
Aug 15th, 2007
RichPort
What’s the best gift for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
Aug 15th, 2007
Showgrrrl
What’s the difference between a truck-full of bowling balls and a truck-full of dead babies?
You can’t unload a truck-full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Aug 15th, 2007
bionic bunny
i thought it was 3 dead babies with a live one eating its way up….
“dead puppies aren’t much fun, no, no, no…..”
Aug 20th, 2007
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