Lindsay Lohan Photographed in Utah
The first pictures of Lindsay Lohan outside of rehab in Utah surfaced online today. TMZ says
The actress walked around the town yesterday and hit up Beaches Tanning Center before making her way back to the Lodge. We’re told that Lindsay bought a $20 spray-on tan from Beaches, in addition to several more $16 tans. We’re told she went to the mini mall to work out at the Gold’s Gym, which is contracted out by Cirque. The Tanning Center is right next door.
I’m pretty sure step 5 of the AA 12-step program is “Piss away money on spray-on tanning.” Right behind “Give some dude a blowjob” and “Look at yourself in the mirror a lot, then give a guy a blowjob.” And, of course, the most important step of all: “Try anal after giving some guy a blowjob.” Boy, is that Lindsay ever on the fast track to success!
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Where is she staying…a nuclear testing plant?
Nice turning tricks outfit
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
nice smile
Aug 15th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Bitch is probably doing rails right now. I won’t feel safe until she’s locked up.
Aug 15th, 2007
RichPort
I wonder if part of the weening consists of sprinkling raw uncut Colombian snow right on the counselor’s cock. He’ll probably deem her uncured and have her continue her oral therapy. Then his cock will look like a spent matchstick.
Aug 16th, 2007
sonya
She’s probably huffing from the cans. I betchoo.
Aug 16th, 2007
marius
i betchoo you are a bitch
Aug 17th, 2007
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