Hot Lesbian Action with Portia De Rossi
Lesbian actress Portia de Rossi is going to have some superhot lady lovin with Joely Richardson in her upcoming role on “Nip/Tuck.” And what do Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson have to do with this, exactly? Well, they’re both blond whores who’ve made out with chicks. And nobody takes pictures of Joely Richardson. According to Stuff
The British actress will bed openly gay Portia after her character Julia McNamara falls for the mother of a boob job patient, played by the former Ally McBeal star. The pair’s scenes so far are said to be so explicit that even crew members used to the series’ frequent sexual storylines have been shocked.
An on set source said: “Portia’s character is going to be involved in a torrid relationship with Joely’s character over about 10 episodes. It’s going to be shocking stuff. So far, the pair’s sex scenes have been wild. Even the crew have been shocked by what they have seen.”
As shocking as… this?! (dun dun DUN)
The first boy-on-boy soap opera kiss on “As the World Turns” on Friday! Congratulations, you’re now a gay. CBS didn’t issue a disclaimer, so I wasn’t legally obligated to tell you first, but it turns out that 67% of all gay* is caught from watching something gay on TV. (So if you rented “The Legend of Bagger Vance” or “Captain Corelli’s Mandolin” you’re a bonafide homo now.)
*The other 33% is contracted from sitting next to one in a public place or from wearing Drakkar Noir. Now, if you’re wearing Drakkar and sitting next to a gay on the bus, you should probably go ahead pull the dick out of your ass before it starts chafing.
More of Paris and Jenna outside Club Vice after the jump
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
This would be soooo much hotter if Portia deu Whatever was an actual woman and not Ellen’s boyfriend.
And now, on to actual serious business, Abby you’ll be receiving a bill a for one Laptop that you just fouled and irreversibly diseased by posting pictures of patients 00 and 01. You’ll also be hearing from my attorneys.
Aug 20th, 2007
JohnL
I wear “Obsession for Men”, which means while I’m in a public restroom I should probably go ahead and pull the dick out of my mouth before I choke on it. It’s just as well; it’s hard for me type these comments on my iPhone with my face in a gloryhole anyway. Too bad though. It’s a really nice gloryhole. I even put duct tape around the edges to prevent chafing.
Aug 20th, 2007
open mouth jones
It’s nice to see what remains of Jenna still hangs out with her contemporaries.
Aug 20th, 2007
Dat_DoOd
That has got to be the grossest combination of 2 females i’ve ever seen.
Aug 20th, 2007
RichPort
Sad to say, I would put money on the fact that Porous has sucked waaaaaaaaay more cocks than Jenna ever did.
Aug 20th, 2007
abby
At least Jenna has “flair.”
Aug 20th, 2007
margaretta
Two words for nip/tuck Rosie O’Donnell…bleech, another show the cow has ruined.
Aug 20th, 2007
kostolac
seek people. love can make only man and woman.
Aug 21st, 2007
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