Larrys Birkhead Wastes No Time in Shaming Dannielynn
With Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead’s first birthday approaching, Larry Birkhead continues his evil plan to capitalize off of the very lucrative byproduct of some skank he used to bang. According to US Weekly:
“Larry says that it’s important Dannielynn knows about her mom,” his older sister, Judy Birkhead tells Us. Birkhead, 34, has put photos of Dannielynn’s mom everywhere. “He’ll point at pictures and show Dannielynn videos of her too,” Judy says.
Smith also set aside keepsakes for her daughter – including letters she had written for her – that Birkhead is saving for when the baby grows up. Longtime friend Jane Rose-Zupetz tells Us, “When Anna was pregnant, she painted a lot for Dannielynn. Larry will give her those, also.”
Wow, I pretty much can’t thing of a single thing less appropriate to show a baby than pictures and videos of Anna Nicole Smith. In fact, from what I saw of the “Anna Nicole Show” I’d say most of that footage wasn’t fit for even animal or plant viewing. And nothing says ‘Your Mom Loved You’ like showing a kid the deranged rambling letters and paintings of a psychotic drug addict. This poor kid couldn’t turn out more fucked up if Birkhead told her she was a genetic experiment of cross-breeding human sperm with chimpanzee DNA, and took her to the zoo once a week to “visit her mother.” See, Dannielynn? When Bippy smears her shit on the wall, she’s really just trying express her love for you.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Yea, because I’m sure the child will benefit greatly from her chaotic fingerpaintings with titles like “LDS, you whore” and “It’s Not a Clown if You Frown”. That kid’ll be turning tricks for Happy Meals in Phuket before he’s done with her.
Aug 22nd, 2007
Gedeon
That little bugger sure is doomed… djeezuss
Aug 22nd, 2007
JohnL
What’s with the shine on Anna’s face? Did she get bukkaked right before that pic was taken? Jesus.
Who cares about Dannielynn’s birthday when Hayden Panatierre just turned 18. Wasn’t she cute as a bug on Letterman? Now I can masturbate with a clean conscience.
Aug 22nd, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Great John, clean concious today, a guilty one tomorrow, when the countdown starts for Dannielynn
Aug 22nd, 2007
sonya
Gosh, I thought that I would never have to look at this picture again. Put a snout on her and she’d look exactly like Miss Piggy. I love that she managed to put on fake eyelashes but couldn’t wash her greasy face. Yuck.
Aug 22nd, 2007
blah
Sonya you have some nerve talking about other people, you don’t even wash your stank ass pussy.
Aug 22nd, 2007
sonya
Hey “blah”, that’s totally not true. Ever hear of “Monday, Wash Day”? LOL ROFLMAO TGIF TTFN SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
Whee my afternoon coffee is kicking in!!
Aug 22nd, 2007
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