Jenna Jameson Quits Porn, Fake Tits
Porn star Jenna Jameson had her giant fake tits replaced with slightly-less-giant fake tits upon announcing her retirement from “getting fucked for a living.” According to an interview with Us Weekly
On why she had her implants removed:
“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”
Shy? Have you seen “Up and Cummers 10?” Or 11? I’ve already seen the inside of your vagina, lady. A little cleavage isn’t going to shock me. You don’t put a band-aid on a leg amputation and pretend everything’s suddenly fine.
On how removing the implants changed her:
“Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”
Um, I’ve watched you molest yourself. Many times. Just this morning, in fact. Not a big deal, really.
On how she felt postsurgery:
“Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.”
Funny, I’d cry every time I looked in a mirror if I had been on the receiving end of 300 different wieners in the last ten years. That’s what they they make Xanax and whiskey for.
On whether she’s done with porn forever:
“Yes. A hundred percent.”
Regular porn, she means. Now she’ll be tapping into the duck-billed platypus fetish genre.
On who will play her in a movie about her life:
“I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.”
I’m thinking more along the lines of Tara Reid or Lindsay Lohan. Somebody with low self-esteem and big fake tits. Too bad Anna Nicole Smith is dead, because she would have been fucking perfect.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
On whether she’s done with porn forever:
“Yes. A hundred percent.”
Uh, yeah, this could have had somewhat of an impact had she done it, I don’t know, ….2,124,547 asspoundings ago?
Aug 23rd, 2007
RichPort
Jenna Jameson Quits Porn
Read: No one can afford to pay people enough money to fuck her anymore.
Aug 23rd, 2007
margaretta
Me too
Aug 23rd, 2007
NS4W.ORG
“On who will play her in a movie about her life:”
as of now the crypt keeper
..for God’s sake she’s 33 and she’s falling apart
Aug 23rd, 2007
Penis Mightier
This bitch is seriously whacked if she thinks any A lister is going to play her in a movie. If there is a movie, its a straight to DVD bargain bin piece of shit. Even then they’ll probably wait till she’s dead, which by the look of her might be very soon.
Aug 23rd, 2007
DiamondSal
She’s very ill and banned from porn probably..
Aug 23rd, 2007
JohnL
Hey, what’s wrong with molesting yourself?
Aug 23rd, 2007
abby
It’s a lost art, John.
Aug 23rd, 2007
Xanna
Aw, give The Porn Goddess a break. She’s my favorite porn star. I consider her the Marilyn Monroe of porn.
Aug 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
abby Aug 23rd, 2007 at 11:52 am
It’s a lost art, John.
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I beg to differ, I have the indictments and restraining orders against one BarbadoSlim to prove it.
Aug 23rd, 2007
Vermillion
Barbado, maybe you are doing it wrong. Or doing it too right.
Aug 23rd, 2007
overrated whores r bores
AIDS?…well done on getting the ugly tits reduced, but could you just vanish please Jenna, the World laughs at you now, your face and body are hideous and no one wants to see this anymore, oh and the lips make you look like a mutated duck, maybe all of that meth had you thinking you were beautiful and maybe during a DP you had an epiphany that, hey all of these thousands of cocks up in and on me really isn’t such a good idea to get the fame I crave.
Rich Port said:
Read: No one can afford to pay people enough money to fuck her anymore.
Should Read: No One wants to fuck her anymore
Aug 23rd, 2007
syd
How long before she wants to be considered a “serious” actress? You just know that’s, um…coming.
Aug 23rd, 2007
J
I really miss the old jenny i remember jerking off to back in the day, sorry to be descriptive! If you look at her face now and look at one from the late 90’s you will see a huge difference. Maybe all that banging is giving her more wrinkles in the face, so now porn, smoking and sun will make you look old.
Aug 24th, 2007
Jason
Ewww? Her lips are NASTY!!! Why did she do that to herself? Gross!
Jan 9th, 2008
James Guenther
I watched the AVN awards. I saw Jenna for the first and only time. You idiots above making hateful uncaring comments about her are men without HONOR. If she came into contact with HIV it is likely that she did it while entertaining trailer-trash like you while trying to make a living the best way she knew how.
Mar 28th, 2008
Dr. Sivana
My unworthy niece, Tyesha Hakeem al Saud, will play her in blocking buster movie set at Spahn Ranch. $2,500 budget! Super-8!
May 29th, 2008
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