Owen Wilson Wants to Die?
Actor Owen Wilson was inexplicably rushed to an L.A. hospital yesterday afternoon. According to People magazine.
Santa Monica police issued a statement saying officers responded to a “medical assistance call” at a house on Wilson’s street shortly after noon Sunday. “The person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated,” the police statement said. Later in the evening, Wilson’s brothers Andrew and Luke, as well as his parents, were seen at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles.
But what we all want to know — the real reason for the visit? According to Star magazine
Actor Owen Wilson was hospitalized after attempting suicide. Sources tell the ENQUIRER and Star that he sliced his left wrists and took an indeterminate amount of pills. Police and an ambulance responded to a 911 call from Owen’s house around noon on Sunday. His wrist was sutured and bandaged at the hospital. The ENQUIRER and Star broke the story of Owen’s hospitalization earlier Sunday and revealed that he was being transferred from St. John’s after being stabilized. The publications learned that he was going to be detoxed.
I don’t know if I can entirely trust this Star magazine report. His “left wrists?” Exactly how many left wrists does Owen Wilson have? And, more importantly, did he ever encounter a mermaid trapped in a can of sardines or meet a two-headed Bigfoot alien baby that hangs out with Jesus? I remember several other people on various covers of the Enquirer who did. Besides, Owen Wilson always struck me as a really mellow kind of guy. The type who smokes a lot of pot and kinda talks like he was part of the cast of “Point Break,” not some histrionic diva hacking at his multiple left wrists with a spork and ODing on anti-anxiety drugs. From the sounds of it, he might have just needed a pedicure and a little Pamprin and to be told how pretty he is once in a while. Is that really so much to ask?
I call bullshit. He was just studying for a role… as a corpse.
It’s just seepage from all those hair products.
If he really wanted out he could just watch his own movies and die of boredom
He was deeply addicted to some strong stuff and couldn’t stop or he caught some noxious STD and was told not to ever DO IT again.
He realized all his movies sucked!
He realized that Chris Tucker made more money as Jackie Chan’s comic relief than he did.
Never said he was better, just that he made more money.
Geez, I can’t believe you would make fun of him. I can’t believe it took this long to make this point, but he is a person. He feels emtion. And just so you know writer of article, fame and money doesn’t equal happiness. I know, hard concept, but life can be stressful and lonley and depressing anywhere. He tried to kill himself, please don’t make jokes, or if you must, then just go down to a suicide clinic and have a good laugh. Nothing funnier then suicide.
Personally, I think there are more funny things than suicide. You know, because cancer is HILARIOUS! That, and abortion is pretty rad too.
Douchebag.
Hey, that was sarcasm, you know.
i wish my lawn was owen wilson
so it would cut itself
ok seriously
if he did try to kill himself as the tabloid suggests, then maybe the poor guy just needs a hug or some kind of emotional validation… or something… i’ve often wondered what makes stars go off the deep end.
Yea… I’m gonna cry a river for someone so fucking selfish that they would sentence their friends and family to a lifetime of grief and unanswered questions. Fuck Owen Wilson and his idiotic movies. His “depression” and suicide attempt are absolutely makefunofable.
I heard he is heartbroken… He thought that he was going to wed Kate Hudson, but she ran off and hooked up with another guy… Perhaps that pushed him over the edge. Love can do that!
No shit Josh. I was merely adding to your sarcasm, buddy. Nobody around here appreciates sarcasm more than we do. But here’s a yeeeah rule to keep under your hat: it’s rarely kosher to side with the celebrity in question - and in this case, the suicidal. Unless, of course, you admit to wanting to ‘hit that’. In which case, be as perverted as possible. The rest of us love reading up on who among us actually would still bang Lindsey, Britney, or Paris.
I agree with RichPort on his views of suicide - it’s absolutely selfish and makefunofable.
I just heard this morning (8/30) about OW’s attempt on his own life. My name happens to be Owen too, and I must say, the world is rather hard on us. I did a web search on the phrase “fuck Owen” and found 160 sites corrosponding to my search (this site is one of them). I did the same search a week ago and unless my pot-head memory is fooling me, I turned up over 800,000 matches (the first time . If I’m correct, that means search engines have a clean-up crew whitteling down those numbers when high-profile Tom, Dick, Sally and Owens try to kill themselves. I digress, the point is that Owen’s get a bad rap. Maybe it’s the numerology of the name itself that brings out the negative in such a high degree from certain socialites. But Owen, I would remind you that it also brings out the positive if that’s true. You can’t go acting like none care for you. You’ve got a family of hollywood royalty(nothing too be ashamed of, really), Ben Stiller (who has some of the same break breaks, and as a result some of the same foibles I’m sure, ask him), and plenty of fans like me who think your success is legitimate. I’m a waiter at a 24 hour diner, and coincidentaly an actor. I did knowingly and purposefully crash a wedding almost a year before your movie (I sometimes wonder if the producers of it got the idea from me). I know what it is to be schticky, and brother, it doesn’t mean you have any less depth of character than those who would give you the stink eye. If you haven’t murdered, tortured or abused anyone, I’m sure you don’t deserve to die. If you have, try to make amends before clocking out.
Owen Wilson. Yes. Well let me tell you..I could give a shit about this latest ‘hollywood’ disgrace. Our boy Owen now joins the ranks of such stellar fucking idiots like Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, and that other shitforbrains bitch Britney Spears. All will be dead before 40. And “America” CARES about these assholes??????
I do admit wut owen did waz wrong but it was stress related. everyone deserves a second chance including “assholes” such as paris hilton, lindsey lohan ect. america should care about these assholes but maybe these assholes care about america. theyve been entertaining us for years and we dont appreciate anything b/c we’re freakin retarted thats what it is. so just shut the fuck up. no one cares wen anyone else is cutting themselves and doing drugs and shit like that so hop of my back!