Christina Ricci Will Eat Your Soul

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An unnamed man was seen in Berlin yesterday with this hell spawn slightly resembling actress Christina Ricci. The guy apparently must be impervious to demon attacks, because otherwise he’s either just really brave or really stupid to be standing next to that thing like that. Those sunken dead eyes are chilling me to my core — just looking at them through the screen. The more I stare at it, the more I expect the thing’s grinning jaws to open up and produce a tiny, gnashing Christina Ricci head screaming, “I’ll eat your soul! I’ll eat your soul!” like some sort of horrible nightmare come alive.

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13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    she’s actually drinking his blood in the third pic.

  2. Sed

    She looks like a dead kid.

  3. matt

    That’s some fucked up shit to say… Christina Ricci rocks.

  4. kiara

    omg!!I can’t believe it!!tha`s is chrisitna ricci?? ah.ahhh what would adam think??well…christina rocks!!yeahhh!!I really like her!!she`s something crazy!!LOL

  5. torkue

    I think she just finished gnawing on the poor guy’s ears. What’s up with those?

  6. margaretta

    It’s Suri, all grown up.

  7. Hellkitty

    Margaretta, that was brilliant!

    Yeah. She does look rather - shocking, doesn’t she? Although, I never though she would grow up to be “super hot” either. Reagrdless though, she is a good actress.

    My boyfriend seems to think that overall she has been looking better lately. However he agress that this pic is awful!

  8. sonya

    That’a an awesome haircut. She kind of looks like that Butch’s girlfriend from Pulp Fiction.

  9. TheExpatriot

    Why is this cute girl humping meat-head?

  10. CaffeineJitters

    He looky lyka man.

  11. FJ

    I like Ricci. Black Snake Moan was badass!

  12. Julian

    Man, this web site is a peice of shit! Ain’t never comin’ back here again no moe!

  13. Joey

    Fuck you!

    That is all.

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