Quickies: Brass Ones

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Britney’s song lyrics alone are grounds to take those kids away. (BWE)

Ashton Kutcher couldn’t look any gayer if he turned up in gay porno. (DListed)

Paris Hilton takes the money shot like a pro. (CelebSlam)

Jeff Goldblum gets hisself a piece of the Conan pie. (Popoholic)

$1500 for a beat-ass Versace dress — $30 for dry cleaning costs — looking better in it than Britney Spears? Priceless. (Jossip)

Balls of Fury sucks so much worse than you thought film about fucking ping pong ever could. (Pajiba)

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. margaretta

    Parisite has man hands

  2. Wow…what a gooooood shot! yeeeah!!!

  3. Chickadee

    Paris’ hands are bigger than most men!

  4. chloe

    I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS A TRANSVESTITE.

    HERES THE PROOF

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