Aug 31, 2007
The Desperate Housewives are Flawless
This promo shot was just released to promote the fourth season of Desperate Housewives, and boy do these ladies ever look amazing! And when I say “amazing” — naturally I mean they rate somewhere between Betty Boop and Jessica Rabbit on the scale of Authentic Looking Women You’d See in Real Life.
It’s times like these, I wish for the sake of humanity that Photoshop was programmed with a “self destruct” feature built in. Whichever copy was used to create this monstrosity probably had to be destroyed after it started smoking and flashing “fatal error” messages.
After the jump, a cold shower of reality with Teri Hatcher and Felicity Huffman at the Badgley Mischka party earlier this week.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Thanks for the ‘cold shower’, I need that.
Aug 31st, 2007
Mickey
Teri Hatcher looks like the barely living dead but the dress is super cute
Aug 31st, 2007
JohnL
Michael Jackson looks pretty cute in polka dots.
Aug 31st, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
at least felicity is looking cute. teri needs to get a refund on all that facework she had done. no longer a cutie.
Aug 31st, 2007
Melissa
wtf with the wonky nostrils on Hatcher? i never noticed that before.
Aug 31st, 2007
Mikey
The truly sad thing is that even in the publicity shot, and with all the power and might ABC can bring to bear in the vain and futile attempt to make her look even passably human, Teri Hatcher still looks like Mumra.
Aug 31st, 2007
bionic bunny
puh-puh-puh-PLEASE don’t ever compare this group to jessica rabbit again!! uh, and i’m not even saying that as “the bunny”!!
Aug 31st, 2007
Showgrrrl
The graphic designer of the promo shot should be sentenced to one night with the Firecrotch. That would teach ‘em not to use such cliche imagery for such an unworthy cause. I mean come on!!! Walking on firey water??? Douchebag.
Aug 31st, 2007
Sarah
Felicity looks just fine I think, but omfg what has been up with Teri this past while o.O
Aug 31st, 2007
szemi
The first pic, the graphic artist and the marketing of the film are cool:)
Sep 1st, 2007
Matt
Does anyone remember when Teri Hatcher played Penny on MacGyver years ago? I had the hots for her back then, she had a little baby fat and was just adorable… Then she resurfaces and looks terrible.
Oh the good ol’ days…
Sep 1st, 2007
bbaby carter
fall up off mike. yo momma looks pretty in pok-a-dots.
Sep 1st, 2007
Souva Banerjee
I think Teri Hatcher’s nostrils look pretty cool & are quite adoreable.
Afterall its all our imperfections that make us unique& perfect in our own little way
May 26th, 2008
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