Somebody needs to take Diddy down a peg. (Mollygood)
Hilary Duff is aging like a fine wine. (Popoholic)
The new season of The Office kicked off with rabies, nipple chafing, and dead cats. (Best Week Ever)
Who wants to watch Mariah take a leak? (The Blemish)
Paris Hilton dresses up like a Barbie to promote her new perfume, which […]

Ben Stiller appeared on “Ellen” today on his My friend tried to kill himself The Heartbreak Kid press junket and made the following statements, (via People)
“He’s doing really well,” Stiller, 41, tells Ellen DeGeneres on her show Friday.
“I sort of like to protect his privacy, ’cause I feel like it’s his own thing,” says Stiller. […]

Hey look! It’s that old white lady who used to bang Flavor Flav! What was her name… Oh, yes — Bridgette Neilson. How could I forget? I must say, she’s looking far less crusty and haggard than she did on the “Surreal Life.” Don’t get me wrong — she still looks like a tranny, just […]

After getting off the hook by spending those whole 82 minutes in jail, Nicole Richie finally eats it with a mandatory alcohol rehabilitation program. People reports:
Papers filed with the Superior Court of California show that on Sept. 26 Richie signed up for a 18-month anti-drinking driver course, known as the SB 38 Alcohol Program. SB […]

Wait, so who is Joey Fatone again? Well, whoever he is, he’s got a message for Britney Spears. From People:
“Britney, call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get away from it all,” Fatone, tells Extra. “It’s a good thing to get out of L.A.”
“I think she just needs some time, some time […]

Don’t you dare fart in front of Tom Cruise. Don’t you dare. (Jossip)
Dita von Teese in a corset means… uh, something about chopping off your dog’s balls. Yay boobies! (Fatback)
JLo embraces Photoshop for a stunning “Arena” spread. (The Grumpiest)
Who’s Kristen Bell? I don’t know, but she’s in a bikini, […]

Creepy pervert Joe Simpson recently admitted that daughter Ashley did, in fact, have work done on her nose last year — despite her complete refusal to acknowledge it in the slightest — but the surgery was for her “breathing problems,” not because her schnozz was huge and lumpy. Right. According to Female First
Joe […]

Gladeville Middle School would like to take this opportunity to welcome Miss Natalie Portman aboard! A graduate of Calvary Chapel Bible College with a B.A. in music, Miss Portman will be teaching chorus to our sixth graders for the remainder of the school year. Join her and “The Note-Worthies” tonight at 7:30 in […]

It’s bad enough that those sausages are staring down at the floor, but factor in the drool stain and the crazy devil eyes and Britney Spears might as well be pilfering through a dumpster and babbling to herself. My tiny heart must have grown three sizes today, because I almost feel sorry for her. […]

“Jackass” imbecile Steve-O told fellow imbecile Howard Stern yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once stole a bag of cocaine from him. According to Page Six
The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in […]