Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are Over

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are like, so last year. Us Weekly’s got the scoop.
A source close to the couple tells Us that Heath and Michelle “quietly and amicably split a few weeks ago.” “The relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to separate. They just grew apart.”
The couple, who live in Brooklyn, NY and have a daughter, Mathilda, 23 months, met on the set of Brokeback Mountain in 2004.
Well, this should come as a surprise to no one. Isn’t there some kind of old wives tale about it being bad luck for a relationship when you meet a guy on the set of a movie, and your character is married to his character and then his character cheats on you with a man? And then you know, once things start to sour — it’s all, “Heath will you get that dick out of your ass and take out the garbage already?!” And, “Well maybe you would have known I was upset if you weren’t wacking off to Donnie Darko again!” It’s pretty much a recipe for disaster.

11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Isn’t Jake Gyllenhall happily gay also?
Sep 4th, 2007
litelysalted
I think so. Well, now they can be together! Just the way God intended.
Sep 4th, 2007
RichPort
I’m sure you can all hear my tears from your monitors.
Sep 4th, 2007
Dragulf
All I hear is sobbing and wailing Rich and is that someone slapping themselves?
Sep 4th, 2007
ils vont...
SO they hate each other but neither of them want to look bad so they are pretending that it is amicable, thats cute. I bet the break up had everything to do with living in Park Slope, its a bit intolerable.
Sep 4th, 2007
RichPort
Hey I love Park Slope! Lots of excellent paint ball targets I tell ya…
Damn… I’ve said too much…
Sep 4th, 2007
Lisa
Didnt she cheat on him with one of his friends
Sep 4th, 2007
Neo
She lebso.
Sep 4th, 2007
Snaxx
wait, what? they were dating?
I’m almost as surprised as I was when I found out that Hilary Duff and Joel had split (the day I heard Nicole was preggers, that is)
oh, I have no time anymore for celeb gossip
Sep 5th, 2007
Gedeon
He should just date one of those low BMI chicks that look like young boys with a craving for anal rumping, like… eh, Kirsten Dunst or something.
Sep 5th, 2007
sonya
Guess they finally decided to talk about the giant penis in the room.
Sep 5th, 2007
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