Sep 4, 2007
Name That Celebrity: White Underpants Edition
Today’s edition of Name That Celebrity is kind of a bait and switch. While the chaste white undergarments may suggest an innocent slip, they hide one of the most notoriously recognizable vaginnies in all of Hollywood — a veritable beav in sheep’s clothing, if you will. And while that narrows it down considerably, you can also assume it’s not Britney’s, as it’s not creating a “double muffintop” effect around the sides. Mmm… Muffins.
The thrilling obvious reveal — after the jump!
Surprise! It’s Paris Hilton, looking erm, “waxier” than usual, at Pure nightclub over the weekend. You were expecting Mother Theresa?
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Looks like Paris switched to granny panties– or she covering up her latest outbreak and is out of Valtrex.
Sep 4th, 2007
RichPort
“a veritable beav in sheep’s clothing, if you will..”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
Sep 4th, 2007
Gingerly
Well. I see Otto has the right idea.
But I still firmly believe she came from the Satan hisself just to cause an unbearable tyranny of blonde whore-ness and panty-less night excursions.
May God smite the.
Sep 4th, 2007
Person
Having herpes doesn’t make you a bad person
Sep 4th, 2007
JerkWad
Those panties sure aren’t white on the inside.
Sep 4th, 2007
sonya
Hi Bad Person.
Sep 4th, 2007
bigfuz
holy shit. she actually has both eyes open on the last pic.
Sep 5th, 2007
Brian
This is amazing. Can Britney and Lindsey be next? Will Brit take her kids to the dentist? The next Paris Hilton video will have her baking lasagna in a set of grungy sweats.
Sep 26th, 2007
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