Sep 7, 2007
Malcolm Has Seen Better Days
Some of you may remember this vaguely recognizable guy as Frankie “Malcolm in the Middle” Muniz who has, for some reason, not seen much acting work in recent years. These photos should be shown to up and coming child stars in an effort to encourage them to save their money. Yeah, you might be cute now — but you never know where the genetic “Plinko Chip” is going to land. In Muniz’ case — it seems to have landed on “Big Head with Small Face and Ears.”
More of the star of bedtime stories to be told to future generations of sitcom kids — after the jump.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Never thought tats could make you look gayer….guess I was wrong.
Sep 7th, 2007
open mouth jones
And the Plinko chip apparently saw fit to bounce off “Big Head with Small Face and Ears”, and make another spectacular landing on “Acne and Bad Taste”.
I love playing genetic Plinko.
Thank LS and Abby. You RULE.
Sep 7th, 2007
RichPort
Whichever pap smear took these pictures needs to have his camera license revoked. It looks like his mom still dresses him… his po’ blid mama.
Sep 7th, 2007
RichPort
Blid? I seriously need to get the ‘n’ key replaced on this keyboard…
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I feel better now, thanks.
Sep 7th, 2007
ils vont...
he is the bizarro Elijah Wood will forever be a man trapped in a childs body too bad for him. Every generation needs a Donny Osmond or Frankie Valle or something like that.
http://www.ilsvont.com
Sep 7th, 2007
Penis Mightier
“Sloth likes Chunk!”
Sep 7th, 2007
onecritic
Ok I think he’s kinda cute. Way better than, for example, Pete Wentz. Also Malcolm has an “L” in it, DUH~!!!!!
Sep 7th, 2007
litelysalted
Whoops! I knew something didn’t seem quite right.
Sep 7th, 2007
margaretta
Britney? Is that you?
Sep 7th, 2007
In2Deep
Has he ever had a better day? Really?
Sep 7th, 2007
m.a.
Hey, give him some slack. He’s not THAT bad. Go look at a pic of carrot top and you’ll think Frankie looks like Johnny Depp, and Johnny Depp will BLIND you, because none of these guys are in HIS league.
Sep 7th, 2007
cuthean
any hair on his uneducated balls yet?…….ah forget it.
Sep 8th, 2007
Dick
He hasn’t worked in years? That is a total lie. His show went off the air last year. That is 1 year. By the way, besides hiding befind his computer trying to sound clever, what have any of your losers done?
Sep 10th, 2007
open mouth jones
Spell checking for one thing, dick hole.
Sep 10th, 2007
Alex
wow he certainly has gone downhill but it doesnt matter, Im sure hes doing what he wants to do.
Jun 15th, 2008
Lucélia
My Name Is Lucélia
I’m Brazilian
I Love Frankie Muniz
Because He Are Very Very Wanderfull
And Good Actor
Love You Frankie
Love For Ever And Ever And Ever
Aug 20th, 2008
Lucélia
Love Frankie
Love For Ever
By Lucélia Brasil
Aug 20th, 2008
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