Everyone Hates Britney Spears
The big mystery witness in Kevin Federline’s custody battle with Britney Spears was finally revealed yesterday — and it’s just a former bodyguard. Yawn. According to People magazine
Tony Barretto, 28, was prepared to testify about “issues of nudity by Ms. Spears, drug use and safety issues involving the children” that he witnessed as her bodyguard before she fired him on May 17. Instead of testifying, his written allegations were entered into court as evidence.
Bo-rrring! Nothing we haven’t heard a million times before, but apparently it was all too much for Britney’s lawyer. And her manager. Because they both quit within hours of each other. Us Weekly reports
Just hours after Britney Spears’ lawyer Laura Wasser dropped her as a client, Spears’ manager, Jeff Kwatinetz, confirms that he too is through with the pop-star, [saying] “It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears. We have represented Britney for the past month. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record. But current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best.”
Which, loosely translated, means “She smells like a KFC bucket full of cigarette butts and she tried to touch me twice with her cooter. No THANKS.” I watch a lot of Court TV and I’ve been sued by Gold’s Gym three times, so I’m pretty much fluent in legalese.
More of Britney leaving the In-N-Out Burger last week after the jump
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
I love the kicky little ruffle on her shirt. Urm, dress? Sack?
What ever it is, that ruffle sure distracts from her ass hanging out, YET AGAIN.
Listen, Tubby McCheetoclutcher, please for the love of the sweet baby jesus put on some pants! Or a skirt. Or ANYTHING that will cover your bits. We’ve seen them. They suck. And you’re fat.
Sep 18th, 2007
RichPort
I don’t hate her so much as want to slap her repeatedly with my cock.
Sep 18th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Oooops, I ate it again… (burp)
Sep 18th, 2007
abby
She’s got the waddle of a middle-aged third grade teacher. I just want to make turkey calls whenever I see her.
Sep 18th, 2007
boo
sex tape movie at http://www.dropboxthemovie.com
Sep 18th, 2007
bionic bunny
at least she changed her damn boots.
Sep 18th, 2007
bionic bunny
okay, now i’m REALLY pissed off! bitch is parked in the handicapped spot!!
gimps of the world unite!! let’s jump her and beat her to death with our crutches!!!
Sep 18th, 2007
CanIt
Very hot! I just want to bite that hot gorgeous ass and let her shit on my chest while I jerk off watching it come out.
Sep 18th, 2007
sonya
Well bunny, if you want to be technical….she kind of DOES qualify for that spot, doesn’t she?
Sep 18th, 2007
DiamondSal
She’s got rotten eggs smeared all over her ugly, lazy, crude face today when the Judge layed down the law of proper parenting to both parents.
Sep 19th, 2007
Kayla
I am sorry but I cant understand the creul things people say about her. My God! Is the whole world obsessed with bashing Britney?!? I dont get it. There are so many to bash especially Lindsey who doesn’t fool anybody, but it’s always Britney! And the paps in her face 24/7!!! Cant she sue them? and her mom, good ol mom, right? Wrong! You never desert your children no matter what they do. Her love for Britney is vital now. I pray for Britney. She needs love more than anything right now. Turn to God Brittney. He will never let you down. Screw the rest of them. God didnt put you here to please them, and you still have millions who love you.
Sep 19th, 2007
Isaiah
She asks for all the nasty comments by looking dirtier than a hooker. Those poor kids will see these photos later in life and wonder didn’t she respect herself or her kids?
Sep 24th, 2007
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