Paris Hilton Falls Down, Climbs Fence
Paris Hilton took a break from building women’s shelters and reading her Bible to get stinking drunk and scale a fence in a dress Sunday night. The Daily Mail reveals
Paris appeared to have taken full advantage of the free bar at the Emmy party she’d attended, and almost came a cropper as she tripped up on the kerbside. But by the end of the night… her behaviour took a bizarre turn when the hotel heiress was seen nimbly scaling a huge iron gate at the home of one of her friends. As one of her friends held her designer shoes, a barefoot Paris managed to scramble over the gate without mishap, despite earlier being seen to be somewhat worse for wear.
Sure, when Paris Hilton climbs a fence drunk, it’s all fun and games. But when I climb a fence in a wedding dress with a loaded gun clenched between my teeth and drunk, suddenly it’s a “felony.” I swear, my ex-husband wouldn’t know romance if it walked up and hit him in the face. Or if it scaled his fence and blew out a couple of its teeth when its foot got caught in the cathedral veil and it fell like eight feet and and the gun discharged in its mouth. Men can be so oblivious sometimes!
More of Paris almost wiping out after the jump
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Here’s a chick who needs no flippers when she snorkels.
Sep 18th, 2007
open mouth jones
I love how you can see her ass from the front.
We must make a word or a phrase for this… What would YOU call this phenomena?
Front Ass
Saggy Ass Viewable From Front (SAVFF)
Horribly Wrong Ass
The choices are endless.
Sep 18th, 2007
candida
errr…one big ass? Asshole? No, not asshole, that’s something useful
Sep 18th, 2007
DiamondSal
She had to hurry out and sell her ‘gossip’ to reporters before anyone else did.
Sep 18th, 2007
overrated whores r bores
Dumb slut knowing the press are about.
Sep 18th, 2007
supes
WTF is “came a cropper”? It sounds like something this whore would be involved in, but I’ve never heard this expression before.
Sep 18th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Funny, if this was Brit-Brit it would be just another “going crazy” story, but when Paris gets wasted, steps in AIDS infested sewer pee and drunk off her saggy front-ass, all the tabs can say in her own inmortal words is “That’s hot.” I think I will go away now and have a couple shots of Liquid Drano and throw myself under my own short yellow bus just in order to make it through another day of these celebutard antics, which the public holds so dear to their dillusioned hearts.
Sep 18th, 2007
bionic bunny
supes, i believe its a brit phrase with the same meaning as “ass over teakettle”.
candida: ass flaps?
Sep 18th, 2007
CanIt
Fuck I wish she would squat over my face and just piss all over it while I jerk off.
Sep 18th, 2007
sonya
and “kerbside”? another random British spelling?
CanIt, you really need to get another hobby.
Sep 18th, 2007
bionic bunny
yes, those wacky brits!
you never know what they will come up with next!!
speaking of brits, hey sonya, you know “house” starts the new season I BELIEVE next week.
fun interview in the T.V. guide.
*sigh*
Sep 20th, 2007
Ivan Monet
Hmmmmm…….
I Know…. Poor people are drunken redneck idiots.
Wealthy Celebutards are… “Excentric”…..
Apr 27th, 2008
Fillup
Maybe too much of Ricks sperm has messed up her mind.
Jun 4th, 2008
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