Despite the judge ordering Britney Spears to undergo twice weekly drug and alcohol testing, no changes were made in the custody arrangement between her and Kevin Federline in court yesterday. TMZ reports

The judge in the Britney Spears custody battle found that “there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney)” and ordered [her] “to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol.” Testing will be conducted randomly twice a week. No changes were made yesterday in the custody arrangement — custody is split 50/50 between Britney and K-Fed.

Judge Scott Gordon ruled that “Each party is restrained from making derogatory remarks about the other party and the other party’s family or significant other…” The judge also prohibits Brit and K-Fed from “using corporal punishment with the minor children and from allowing anyone else to do so.”

I guess she’ll have to pick up a new hobby to fill the void left by not having margaritas for breakfast and porking losers and smackin’ the kids whenever they start squallin’. Something like welding or deep sea fishing or emotional eating, because Brit-Brit’s gonna have a lot of extra time on her hands now. And nothing makes time go by slower than being sober and celibate. Except maybe waiting for the little pink lines to show up on the pregnancy test.

More of Britney in contacts and glasses (double smart!) after the jump

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