Courtney Love Tries to Maul Kate Moss. Kind Of.
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Like flies to a turd, fellow musicians-turned-drug addicts Courtney Love and Pete Doherty have finally found one another. According to Real Music
Courtney Love and Pete Doherty have sparked romance rumours after the pair shared a kiss when Love visited him in rehab. The former Hole singer, a former drug addict, went to see the Babyshambles star at the Wiltshire clinic where he is battling to get clean. Pete was allowed to leave the grounds with Courtney and the pair shared a kiss after a budget meal at a British pub chain. A source said: “Pete respects Courtney for the struggle she’s faced, one that, like his, seemed insurmountable. He’s turning a corner now. They had a brilliant talk. It was touching to see them share a tender kiss after the visit. They share a common bond as both are musicians with a self-destructive streak.”
It seems like a disgusting disease-riddled cesspool match made in heaven, except for Pete’s former dysfunctional girlfriend getting in the way of things. The only thing to do? Try to rip the bitch’s clothes off in public, ugly-step-sister style. The Daily Mail reports
“Just seconds after her grand entrance, Courtney trod on [the train of Kate's dress] with both heels causing a very slight rip. Throughout the course of the evening the hole, which started just above the small of her back, began to spread. She took it in surprisingly good humour though, shrugging it off with a giggle and helping herself to another glass of wine. At midnight she went outside to the courtyard and… started whooping along with everybody else… and the tear gradually began to spread until eventually it reached her armpit. To Kate’s credit, she didn’t let the rip spoil her fun.”
I’d make some sexy joke about a supermodel half-naked catfight, but watching those two go at it would be like watching two scabby meth whores fighting over a five dollar bill laying on the ground. I guess that’d be kinda hot if you’re into big open mouth sores and the sweet perfume of Marlboro Reds and vodka, but if you’re more into hot chicks smacking each other and exposing one another’s breasts and making out like demons, then you’ll just have to come to my sister’s wedding next month. I’ve had my eye on my second cousin Amanda for a while now and I hate to let a chocolate fountain go to waste.
More of Kate’s ripped dress and a couple of upskirts after the jump
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
I’d pimp them both out on the corner, sell tickets to the show then toss the five-spot between them after promising a bag to the winner.
Sep 19th, 2007
abby
Just cover your wiener in cocaine and you’re golden.
Sep 19th, 2007
Emily
is that courtney love in the top picture?
i believe thats the best ive ever seen her looking
still shameful
Sep 19th, 2007
April
I’m agreeing with Emily. I think Courtney is the biggest skank ever, but she’s actually pretty in that picture. Wonder who’s blood she drank?
Sep 19th, 2007
RichPort
I got high just looking at these pictures.
Sep 20th, 2007
supes
Courtney’s an old pro at killing drug addicts….look out Pete!
Sep 20th, 2007
Torrie
It amazes me that the people who leave such negative messages on these sights when it includes non-traditonal kinds of women, the likes of Courtney Love. Average couch potatoes who have not a lick of creativity or imagination or compassion, for that matter find it somehow entertaining to sit behind a computer (cowardice, yes) and make mean-spirited commentaries about people who are at least trying to make a statement about human-kind. We should applaud those of our society who have been to hell and then back, who can still write about the experience. The humility of undergoing drug addiction in such a public light and then finding one’s way back to the light - why do we not encourage, applaud, and endorse this? Where is the humanity?
Nov 28th, 2007
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