Vanessa Hudgens Eats Her Words
In a pre-taped segment on the Tyra Banks show yesterday (from before her naked pictures were splashed all over the net), “High School Musical” slut Vanessa Hudgens offered her opinion on tabloid mainstays Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. Stick around ’till the 50 second mark to hear her say, “Um… I honestly just think it’s stupid. I mean it’s easy to stay out of those situations. But yeah, I think it’s easy to stay out of those situations. You just have to smart about your decisions.” Smart like a retarded chicken, I guess. Pretty big talk for a girl with such an ample bush and a penchant for photography. Now, is that “irony” or “comeuppance,” exactly? I don’t quite know. Maybe there’s a better term for “getting punched in the face by karma,” but I couldn’t find it in my thesaurus.

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marcos
“getting punched in the face by karma,” makes me remember of my name is earl.
maybe she’s going to do a list of bad things that she did, it’ll be a giant list.
Sep 19th, 2007
abby
She can start by apologizing for that big mane of pubic hair.
Sep 19th, 2007
Dragulf
HEY! At least she shaves her mustache! as for her pubic hair, looks like she stopped shaving for a couple of weeks, she knew this picture was going to be taken?
Oh yeah, and I heard she had an even better nude (shaved!) picture taken back when she was 15! She is a serial nudist.
Sep 19th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Nothing wrong with some fur. At least she isn’t some cougar shaving to look 16, she is 16 trying to look like a cougar. Guess karma will find her later in life for that one.
Sep 19th, 2007
Vermillion
Poor girl. It wasn’t even like she planned it, like some do. She just happened to send those pics to a dumbass who didn’t realize that you were supposed to keep them in your naughty box for perusing at your earliest convenience.
And by perusing, I mean self-abuse of such magnitude that your other body parts call the cops because they can’t witness such brutality in silence anymore.
And now to compound it, Vanessa Williams has come out in support of Hudgens, but the only thing I can think of is Vanessa on Vanessa action.
Is this what they mean by too much information?
Sep 19th, 2007
Pikachu
I cannot believe it! She should have known better that any “private” photos would get leaked onto the net! If Hilary Duff, Raven, or Lindsay Lohan had done something like that, they would have had their project (s) canned and been black listed by Disney. I cannot believe that they are treating a D-List celebrity like Hudgens like she is a saint. People should boycott High School Musical over this (not that anyone would miss anything, they are horrible to start with).
P.S. Everyone is going to love her more for bragging about the free stuff she gets. Even Tyra sounds mad and she is a much bigger celebrity than Vanessa.
Sep 19th, 2007
Vermillion
Oh, Pikachu. Your little rant would be true, except both Duff and Lohan did plenty of dumbass moves without getting busted down by Disney or losing any work. Boycotting the girl over this is dumb, mostly because this is pretty much a first offense. She made a mistake, and if people are gonna act like she isn’t allowed to recover and learn from it, then she won’t, and we will have another train wreck on our hands.
Plus, why should anyone take your ramblings seriously? You named yourself Pikachu, for God’s sake!
Sep 19th, 2007
Bah Humbug
I must be missing something really really obvious, but how is taking a naked picture of yourself an ‘offense’? It’s not like she starred in some porno. Why the heck do we care if someone takes pictures of themselves naked, in private, for their private use? If she leaked this intentionally, then sure, you can make some kind of a ruckus about it, but otherwise I find the entire circus around this monumentally moronic.
Sep 19th, 2007
JLo'sWetDream
What’s the big deal. Actresses in Hollywood have been taking nude photos for ages. I’ve seen Betty White’s muff when she was a young hottie.
Sep 20th, 2007
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