Salma Hayek Gives Birth
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Salma Hayek gave birth to a baby girl over the weekend. People magazine reports
Salma Hayek and her businessman fiancé, François Henri Pinault, are the parents of a baby girl, Valentina Paloma Pinault. “Mother and daughter are doing well,” Hayek’s publicist said in a statement. The daughter is the first child for Hayek. Pinault, 45, has two children from a previous marriage which ended in divorce in 2004.
Good for Salma. Since practically every actress in Hollywood is either pregnant or having babies, here are a couple of shots of pregnant Nicole Richie relaxing in Hawaii with perma-shirted Joel Madden. When they aren’t complaining about indigestion or farting or blowing up with preeclampsia, pregnant women can be pretty hot. The whole “fountain of life” bit. Plus huge boobs. I was almost an E cup by the end of my last trimester. Sure, I was two hundred pounds and didn’t “walk” so much as I “staggered around clutching my back and moaning,” but my rack was fucking awesome. If it weren’t for all the veins and the bright red stretch marks and the African bushman nipples, I would have looked just like a porn star.
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RichPort
I always knew she was a fat bitch.
Sep 24th, 2007
ravinglooney
She looks like the animated baby from Aly McBeal?
Sep 24th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
About time for Salma, she’s been pregnant for what 3 or 4 years now?
Since Desperado wrapped?
As for Richie, girlfriend IS looking kind of doughy, surely celebs can afford to have a slim pregnancy and not gross us out like this…
Sep 24th, 2007
abby
A ’slim pregnancy?’ Is that a coy reference to being knocked up by you?
Sep 24th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I have no comment, I don’t have to listen to these WILD ALLEGATIONS!
Sep 24th, 2007
T
You know what’s messed up? This is the best her body has looked in a loooong time (I mean it’s finally starting to fill out, her arms, legs, and butt) since she doesn’t look like a skeleton anymore. I wonder if she’ll stay like this post birth.
Sep 24th, 2007
charulata.kumar@gmail.com
quite the doll without make-up eh?
Sep 24th, 2007
supes
With or without make-up she still reminds me of Jar-Jar Binks. PS Pregnant women should not wear bikinis. PPS Nicole Richie should not wear Bikinis.
Sep 24th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Did someone save that beached baby whale and push it back to sea where it belongs. It is so sad when they get stuck on shore.
Sep 24th, 2007
RhymesWithSilver
Speaking of boobs, it’s a good thing Salma gave birth, because those things were about to eat her head. They’d been slowly working their way up her neck since her first trimester.
Sep 24th, 2007
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