Sep 25, 2007
Quickies: The Bitch is Back
Tags: Quickies
Paris Hilton’s new man meat is pretty damn hot. (CelebSlam)
Tom Cruise’s $10 million bunker probably holds a lot of gay porn. (CelebNewsWire)
Kanye West is a blithering idiot. (Best Week Ever)
What’s wrong with smelling like double penetration, Mariah? (Jossip)
It’s only fitting that Jessica Biel’s wondrous ass would play the role of Wonder Woman. (popoholic)
Elton John wants to save Britney Spears. Maybe he can start with those shitty-ass extensions. (Celebrity Smack)
Because vomit is always funny. (timekiller)
You might wanna take a six-shooter to Brad Pitt’s new movie, because it hits the mark every time. Plus you can use it on the fat dude who won’t shut his flapper. (Pajiba)
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