Sep 26, 2007
Come Take a Shit with Britney
Tags: Britney Spears
Britney Spears indulged her public restroom habit earlier this week, only this time with a little twist — she invited one of the paparazzi into the crapper with her. I would assume only to fuck him or have him assist in making moonshine in the toilet, but Best Week Ever’s footage indicates otherwise. It’s been suggested she was asking for tampons. Possibly condoms. “Condom” can sounds a lot like “tampon” from far away. On an related note, “Get the fuck off me you psycho bitch” can sound a lot like “I love you and want you to have my baby.” Especially if there’s duct tape over his mouth. So make sure you know exactly what he’s saying before you go and throw your diaphragm away. You know, just in case.
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open mouth jones
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uhm, sorry. my mind couldn’t compute this post. as a result it threw up just a little on my monitor.
and what does it matter whether she was asking for condoms or tampons? they’ll end up in the same place anyway. (probably at the same time….eeeewww!) gotta stop that. must not think about britney having
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oops, i did again.
Sep 26th, 2007
abby
Everybody poops.
Sep 26th, 2007
ravinglooney
Sounds like a load of crap to me.
Sep 26th, 2007
open mouth jones
no shit, abby. tee hee. on a roll today.
again, sorry, seriously could not help myself.
however, i wasn’t begrudging the brit her shit, but rather, disgusted at the thought of her hoo-ha and what might go on in there.
Sep 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
on top of it all, i read somewhere she left the kids in the car while she went in to use the head.
i wonder if her poop is orange from all the cheetos?
now i just made myself ill.
Sep 26th, 2007
abby
No, the book, Jonesy. Everybody Poops. I heard Britney was planning to do her thesis on it. “Thesis” does mean “look at the pictures,” right?
Sep 26th, 2007
proofreader
You need to hire a proofreader very soon. Too many spelling and grammatical mistakes lately. Case in point above: “On an related note…” wtf?????
Sep 27th, 2007
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