Natalie Portman, Middle School Chorus Teacher

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Gladeville Middle School would like to take this opportunity to welcome Miss Natalie Portman aboard! A graduate of Calvary Chapel Bible College with a B.A. in music, Miss Portman will be teaching chorus to our sixth graders for the remainder of the school year. Join her and “The Note-Worthies” tonight at 7:30 in the middle school gymnasium for a medley of fifties classics. It’s sure to be a “Rockin’ Robin” good time!

More of Miss Portman at a special screening of ‘Hotel Chevalier’ after the jump

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11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. lookwhaticando

    Quick, Someone alert the style Police

  2. abby

    I like her hair better short. God DAMN that is one ugly dress.

  3. Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

    The force of blandness is strong with this one.A pinup girl she will not be, dressed like that. A minivan, three kids and a soccer ball is what I see for her future. So sad, the trail, she has chosen.

  4. She can come by and teach me anything she wants! I heard she likes to flash her ass.

  5. RichPort

    She’s looking more and more like a stuck up yentl everyday. A 12 year old boy wearing a child’s tent yentl…

  6. bionic bunny

    boy, that looks like a fun group. are they waiting for the bus to space camp?

  7. richa

    hahaha, that is a really ugly dress… and those aren’t the most flattering of pics. but normally she looks way hotter. what do you guys think of these pics? http://www.spock.com/Natalie-Portman/pictures/vote
    you get to vote on them as well, if you want!

  8. ravinglooney

    I have bridesmaid dresses better than that rag

  9. My god Honey! what the Hell happened! So this the new Natalie? Huh…….well Ok
    But I don’t think Faye Dunaway is going to like the competition.

  10. Knees are by far the most unsexy part of the body. I wonder if anyone out there actually has a knee fetish, because that’s the one body part that doesn’t add to the sexiness of a woman.

  11. I want to see Natalie Portman COMPLETELY NAKED befor the
    UGLY GENE kicks in, its on its way for her.

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