Sep 27, 2007
Quickies: Winds of Change
Tags: Quickies
Don’t you dare fart in front of Tom Cruise. Don’t you dare. (Jossip)
Dita von Teese in a corset means… uh, something about chopping off your dog’s balls. Yay boobies! (Fatback)
JLo embraces Photoshop for a stunning “Arena” spread. (The Grumpiest)
Who’s Kristen Bell? I don’t know, but she’s in a bikini, so here you go. (Egotastic)
Bridget Monynahan and her bastard child on the cover of OK! (Socialite Life)
Pink’s husband has just about had enough of her dick. (Gabsmash)
Bai Ling works the two-fold band-aid fashion accessory. (The Bastardly)
Stocking up on condoms and Anal-Eaze was a total waste — Lindsay isn’t leaving rehab anytime soon. (Evil Beet)
Tigger punches a kid at Disneyland. It’s a magical place to visit! (timekiller)
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
supes
Thats kids face looks pretty rough. Tigger must have hit him pretty hard. I would’ve too.
Sep 27th, 2007
bionic bunny
“Hilarity ensued when a shy hand appeared from the back of the room. The crowd parted to reveal Xenu, sheepishly sporting a ‘who farted?’ cap.”
HA-HA, tom cruise, i FART in your general direction!!
you know, PETA could do some real good if they weren’t such lying hypocrites. a year from now, people will remember the ads (and yes, alicia and dita look great), but not who or what they were about.
Sep 27th, 2007
M
yes they are lying hypocrites, mainly because dita von teese always always wears and advocates her love of fur. exotic furs, dead birds, taxidermied animals. the works! she has a section in her new book about how much she loves fur, and how she think is the ultimate expression of feminity and cruelty. she’s pretty much the real life equivalent of Cruella De Ville, but Peta is run by a bunch of stupid vapid whores that they could care less that dita completely goes against everything they supposedly beleive in. i want to beat them over the head with heather mills peg leg.
check out some photographic evidence:
http://www.justtotheleft.com/2007/09/dita-von-peta.html
Sep 27th, 2007
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