Joey Fatone Wants to Help Britney
Tags: Britney Spears
Wait, so who is Joey Fatone again? Well, whoever he is, he’s got a message for Britney Spears. From People:
“Britney, call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get away from it all,” Fatone, tells Extra. “It’s a good thing to get out of L.A.”
“I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal,” says Fatone, who has known Spears for many years. The current Singing Bee host was also a member of N’ Sync with Spears’s former flame, Justin Timberlake.
Ahhhh, that’s right — he’s that douche from N’ Sync! Now let’s see here, if I’m correct, the list of People Who Britney Doesn’t Listen To include: her mother, two former managers, one former lawyer, Kevin Federline, Elton John, MTV, Candy Spelling, helpful paparazzi, Sean Preston and Jayden James, and a District Judge. Yep, Britney didn’t listen to any of those people, but that was before the guy with the karaoke TV show stepped up to the plate. Golly gosh, she may just get through this after all!
More of Britney and her ratty-ass weave leaving her recording studio Thursday after the jump — only because no one has taken a picture of Joey Fatone since 1998 and it was only because he was standing next to Justin Timberlake. And even then I’m pretty sure he got cropped out.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Joey Fatone’s father is so fat he has his own gravitational field.
I know that has nothing to do with Britney’s “Leaving Las Vegas” type disintergration, but his dad is one fat fuck.
Sep 28th, 2007
leash
FAT ONE!!!!
Sep 28th, 2007
Sed
Fatone is hard up for a girlfriend, too broke to afford a hooker so he does the next best thing. He calls up the “good time had by all” and invites her to come stay with him, in the hopes all those rumors of her stripping naked are true.
Sep 28th, 2007
litelysalted
Can somebody explain those red stains on her fingers?! And I’d like the non-menstruation-related answer, please!
Sep 28th, 2007
supes
You’re foolin’ yourself if you think its not period blood. Ketchup chips? Burger Kings special sauce leavings?
Sep 28th, 2007
bionic bunny
hot-n-spicy cheetos, natch!
did i just say “natch”?
somebody please shoot me.
Sep 28th, 2007
supes
Ssounds like you’ve been on TMZ’s site. That site is for flamers. Not that there’s anything wrong….yada yada yada
Sep 28th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
TMZ Home of Celebutard Breaking News… More to come… check it out on TMZ TV… also home to child molestors and voyuers, besides flamers. Flamers are ok, but those pervs who blog from grandma’s basement bedroom for TMZ need to get a life, how many non-stories can they write about Hayden Pathetic turning 18 and then lusting how they would do her– complete with an actual running countdown clock. My money for their next countdown is on Miley “I’m a virgin” Cypuss– still waiting for the clock to show up for that one. For real snarky comments and editorials this is the place to be… for self-promotional gossip- check out the TMZ pervs (who will censure your comments)and Perez, who has gone downhill since becoming a d-lister himself.
Sep 28th, 2007
scarpetta
Even Brit Brit isn’t that dumb to know that Fatone needs some publicity for his miserable loser of a show. What balls!
Sep 29th, 2007
scarpetta
Oh yeah and definitely pistachio stains…OMG I hope so.
TMZ is for losers
Sep 29th, 2007
ladypink
The stains on her fingers are a result of the spray tanning that she gets pretty regularly I think. Sometimes it gets blotchy like that on your hands, feet, and knees cause it can’t be spread as easily over the skin in those areas. Happened to me once and I looked like a freak for two weeks! TEAM BRIT BRIT!
Sep 29th, 2007
kathie!
these pictures prove something else…Britney likes to surround herself with really ugly men.
I think they are there to scare the paparazzi, break some camera lenses.
Sep 30th, 2007
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The only thing Joey Fatone want to help is, hisself to another plate of SPAGHETTI!
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Nov 18th, 2007
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