Quickies: Puke My Heart Out

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Somebody needs to take Diddy down a peg. (Mollygood)

Hilary Duff is aging like a fine wine. (Popoholic)

The new season of The Office kicked off with rabies, nipple chafing, and dead cats. (Best Week Ever)

Who wants to watch Mariah take a leak? (The Blemish)

Paris Hilton dresses up like a Barbie to promote her new perfume, which is fitting since it probably smells like plastic commingled with ripe herpes sores. (Celebitchy)

Or if that’s not appealing, you could always go with something a little more “Taco Bell bathroom mixed with Cigarette Butts.” (Celebslam)

Y’know what’s always fun? Laughing at other peoples’ ideas and dreams. (Pajiba)

But watching small children get pwned is a close second. (timekiller)

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. supes

    Sure its funny when you bean your kids with a big yellow ball, but when you use a foam bat with the cover off or your fists, suddenly its child abuse. Hypocrites.

  2. ZeZe

    Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: Four Americans every year die from rabies. It is truly the silent killer. No, it is the foaming barking killer.

    I thought I might see an Office snipit today.
    Yay.

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