Ashlee Simpson’s 23rd birthday party is almost as gay as her boyfriend. (MollyGood)
Sienna Miller’s hippie nipple slip. (Drunken Stepfather)
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are one… literally. (CityRag)
Kiefer Sutherland exacts his revenge for that DUI arrest on his fans. (Defamer)
Nicole Richie’s extreme closeup. (Totally Crap)
If you ever thought Star Wars was […]

It would seem that the ticket to bouncing back from a failed suicide attempt is having sex with Jessica Simpson. Where do I sign up? According to the NY Daily News
She and Owen Wilson have been spotted on a date in Los Angeles, according to the new issue of Star magazine. […]

Britney celebrated her triumphant day in court on Monday by staggering around Winston’s vodka-drunk and wearing the bartender’s clothes. What? Yes. It’s Britney, bitch! OK! Magazine says
Wearing only a skimpy pink and black pirate-meets-French maid costume, Britney Spears… slurped on Grey Goose vodka and mixers throughout the night. According to […]

While Jennifer Lopez has been busy pretending she’s not pregnant and promoting her latest crapfest “Brave,” — which barely broke 53,000 copies in its first week, by the way — her label is starting to feel the sting of all the dollars they pissed away on her. MSNBC reports
“She costs too much money and […]

To nobody’s surprise, Britney Spears did not get 50/50 custody reinstated yesterday. According to People magazine
[L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon] whittled down Spears’ visitation time to two days a week. (She previously had access to them roughly every other day.) The two visits, which will be monitored, will only occur from […]

Hayden Panettiere is a whale-kissing moon maiden. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Ahoy, slut! (UseMyComputer)
It’s hard to choose who you hate more - Bill O’Reilly or Rosie O’Donell. (Jossip)
A cheerleader gets plowed by the whole football team, and it’s all caught on video! (timekiller)
Nicole Richie says she didn’t inhale. (Celebitchy)
Pete Wentz breaks his […]

For the second time in a year, Lindsay Lohan has bailed on contractual party-hosting obligations. Us Weekly reports
21-year-old Lohan was scheduled to attend a New Year’s Eve blowout at LAX, but her rep [says], “Lindsay will no longer be hosting New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas.” Lohan’s rep says the actress “continues to focus […]

Nicole Kidman accompanied husband Keith Urban to the Australian Recording Industry Association Awards on Sunday in a completely see-through black dress — unbeknownst to her. The Daily Mail reveals
As the Oscar-winning actress removed her overcoat, there were riotous cheers of appreciation from the assembled red-carpet crowd. Miss Kidman, 40, appeared to be delighted […]

Britney Spears’ latest stinkbomb “Blackout” hits the stores today, and it’s already pissing off the Diocese. According to the NY Daily News
Kinky photos of a half-naked Britney Spears perched on a priest’s lap and leaning seductively against a church confessional sparked outrage among Catholic leaders. At least one said the saucy […]

Michael K at Dlisted got some seriously disturbing footage from “Keeping up with the Kardashians,” or as it’s known in 87% of the Muslim* world, “Keeping up with the Great Satan.” In the above clip, the older Kardashian whores (this would include the mother and the fat ones and the really fat ones) are […]