Pam Anderson’s Getting Married
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Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon aren’t going to let a string of failed marriages and myriad sex tapes get in the way of making their fairy tale romance a reality. According to People magazine
The former Baywatch star and Rick Salomon have applied for – and were granted – a marriage license in Las Vegas on Saturday. The pair, who headed back to Los Angeles Saturday night, have been staying at Anderson’s Malibu beach house. Earlier this month, Anderson revealed that she was dating a new mystery man. “I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love,” Anderson [said] of her new guy. “It’s so romantic. It’s romance.”
Ooh, romance! Just like in “Casablanca” and “Cum Sluts 4: Carnal Casserole.” Pam and Rick should really consider going into the greeting card industry. They could show Hallmark a thing or two about capturing the subtleties of romance. Things like “Happy Birthday — I want to squirt on your turd-cutter” or “It’s Our Anniversary… and I’m gonna punch that pussy till it fuckin’ bleeds.” Or maybe something with “butt nuggets” and “ball sack.” I’ll let Pam and Rick figure out the wording. They’re the love experts, not me.
More of daytime hooker Pam after the jump
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
“carnal casserole”
EXCELLENT, abby!!
Oct 1st, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
I feel a need to go get checked out at the public health center after reading this blog. I wonder if it is possible to catch a std by touching my computer screen after looking at these pictures. Also, why does my monitor smell funny now, like rotting tuna fermenting in cheap vodka and Malibu beach front run-off water with a splash of Can-Can perfume.
Oct 1st, 2007
abby
So are you saying there’s something wrong with smelling like tuna and vodka? Now I’m going to have to return “Eau de Slavic Sea Bass” and find a new birthday gift for my mom. Thanks a lot.
Oct 1st, 2007
kdawg
Wow. Those are some sad, old tits on an older, sadder woman. I guess I would have a pretty bleak outlook on life too if every time I looked in the mirror I was reminded that I’m about three years and a bad perm away from this - http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/03/ct_l.jpg
Oct 1st, 2007
scaroetta
Was she run over by that car?
Will she wear bridal white pasties?
Will there be like tuna & vodka canapes for the reception?
Will they tape it all for all of us with no lives so we can laugh and sneer?
Oct 1st, 2007
RichPort
Sad when the hottest picture of the bunch is the sillouette like shot showing her fake curves and thankfully obscuring her face. Now I’d fuck that sillouette… that’s right, they call me shadow fucker. It’s my ninja name.
Oct 2nd, 2007
OpenYourEyes!
Rick Solomon likes the blondes.
Paris Hilton has vd. Hot!
Pam Anderson has hep c. Super Hot!
Now can he dig up a femmebot with implants, peroxide, and 3 diseases? VaVaVoom!!!
Oct 2nd, 2007
vanni
PAM IS OLD VERY VERY VERY OLD ITS LIKE SHE SHOULD DIE ALREADY YA KNO ITS HARD SEEIN HER AGE LIKE SHE IS HER FACE IS FULL OF WRINKLES I MEAN THE MAKE UP DOESNT EVEN COVE RIT UP ANYMORE SHE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO LIKE DIP OFF AND HIDE UNDER A ROCK UNTIL SHE IS DEAD SHE SOOONOT HOT ANYMORE NO NO NO SHE IS LIKE A FACELIFT AWAY FROM LIKE CHER HAHA THEY BOTH NEED TO END THEIR UGLY MISERABLE WHOREY LIFE SLUT
Oct 25th, 2007
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