Quickies: Call It Macaroni

Oct 3, 2007

Carrie Bradshaw as Yankee Doodle Dandy. (Jossip)

Nic Cage wakes up to a naked man in his house. So what? Happens to me almost every morning. (Celebitchy)

Giraffes fight real mothafuckin’ dirty. (timekiller)

Natalie Portman tears up while giving a speech at Stamford. Probably over that dress she’s wearing. (Popoholic)

So you’re telling me Angelina Jolie likes eight inch nipples? (CelebNewsWire)

Clay Aiken is a big ol’ fat ass. (Fatback)

Danny Bonduce kicks Johnny Fairplay’s ass. Who and who? Who cares? Fight! Fight! (Seriously? OMG)

Kimberly Walsh in a bends over in a bikini and the world rejoices. (The Grumpiest)

RichPort

Fighting Giraffes! Classic! I’m gonna try those moves in my next street fight.

Oct 4th, 2007
bionic bunny

can i just say that danny bonaduce only did what a lot of people have been wanting to do ever since they first layed eyes on jonny “fairplay” on “survivor”.
only with less violence and glee.
hope jonny’s “dead” grandma enjoyed it. i know i sure did! fucking retard.

Oct 4th, 2007
marius

you can’t fight richport

Oct 7th, 2007