Halle Berry Has a Urine Stash
Tags: Halle Berry, pregnant
Halle Berry did just about everything to finally get herself knocked up — and that meant being on the receiving end of as much semen as possible, plus the ever important “stockpiling stuff you pissed all over.” Four out of every eight thousand doctors recommend it! According to Female First
The 41-year-old star revealed she tried everything to conceive, and even believed saving all her negative pregnancy tests would help her chances. [She told Oprah]: “I’m sort of superstitious, so I saved all of the negative pregnancy tests in a drawer. I don’t know why, but I did. After about 35 tests, we finally got a positive test.”
Sure, when Halle Berry’s hoarding a stash of urine-soaked sticks, it’s all “sweet” and “sentimental” and “ooh, let’s tell Oprah.” But when you do it, suddenly it’s a “biohazard” and “nauseating” and “cause for termination.” So maybe it wasn’t so much used pregnancy tests as it was two month’s worth of your own urine in empty spaghetti sauce jars, but that’s beside the point. Urine is urine is urine. I’m sure you already know there’s a real market out there for opiate-free piss. What could you possibly do with a pile of used pregnancy tests? Start a really smelly fire? Some people just can’t stand the idea of free enterprise. I’m pretty sure those people are called “communists.”
More of three months pregnant Halle after the jump
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
Nothin’ says class like opening a drawer in a rich persons house and getting that faint aroma of… pee.
Oct 4th, 2007
Softcoppertone
UMMMM poor halle i dont understand how come she is messed up over some pregnancy test. if that is the case she should defiinitetly do what Michael Jackson did and do some artificial shit. LMAO!
u know them aint his kids!!!! LMAo… but GOD look at her thighs!!!!!!
Oct 5th, 2007
Softcoppertone
LMAo … Faint aroma of PEE!!! LMAO. God behold one of them doesnt die in their house and some rare biohazard doesnt show up and CSI has to come in with plastic suits and shit. U know too much Ecoli Bacteria!!! man that would be off the charts
Oct 5th, 2007
RichPort
BOOBS O_O
Oct 5th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Speaking of boobs… if she breast feeds will it taste like silicone or saline?
Oct 5th, 2007
scarpetta
Is that Janet Jackson? Did she lose weight?
Oct 5th, 2007
Herman B
halle. what do you want me to say about an intimate joke we shared. this bullshit on the internet has become nothing but conceit, and i don’t love you that way. i’ve play the game of beautiful people before, its a game that i ignore. if you want your fame for loving me, then you’ve got to give before you can receive
Oct 7th, 2007
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