Quickies: Put Some Steak On It

Oct 4, 2007

This is why you don’t grab people’s tits at work. (timekiller)

Brooke Hogan is a 42 year old post-op tranny, right? (Ninja Dude)

Lindsay Lohan visits the “dentist” for some “dental work.” More specifically, “coke dealer” for some “dick.” (Drunken Stepfather)

Sienna Miller cleans up pretty nicely for a dirty hippie. (UseMyComputer)

George Clooney is wielding a “Sex Ramp.” You know, one of those things you see in the back of Cosmo right beside “The Tongue.” (MollyGood)

Looks like Daddy might have taken a baseball bat to Jessica Simpson’s shins and ankles. (CelebSlam)

Perez Hilton has a massive black eye to match his massive fat gut. (BestWeekEver)

Did Angelina collapse in a drunken stupor, or were my dashing good looks and effortless charm just too much for her? (popbytes)