Britney Actually Spends Time With the Kids
Tags: Britney Spears, visitation
Britney had her second visitation with the kids yesterday, and it went decidedly better than the first one, because this time she actually opened the door. According to TMZ
An eyewitness [says] that Sean P. and Jayden were escorted into [Britney's Malibu] house [yesterday] morning, along with what appears to be the court ordered parenting coach. Britney, dressed in a super short pink mini-dress, [spent the time] talking on her cell phone.
In her defense, it was the parenting coach’s fault she didn’t open the door last time. TMZ explains
The real reason Britney Spears didn’t answer her buzzer when her kids came to visit last Thursday is because she wants nothing to do with anyone who tries to tell her how to be a good parent. Britney was well aware that her kids were coming at 10:00 AM. Britney’s big concern was that she didn’t want the parenting coach to tell her how to interact with her kids. So Brit’s solution was to not answer the buzzer, as her kids cried in front of the house and waited for 40 minutes before K-Fed’s bodyguard pulled the plug and returned home.
Well, Britney’s getting all of her ducks in a row now. She’s even applied for a new job. What kind of job, you ask? Well… (from TMZ)
Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica [say] Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender. We’re told Spears… asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel’s “Cameo Bar.” We’re told the application is currently with Human Resources.
Ooh, a bartender! Just like in “Coyote Ugly.” Operative word being “ugly.” I’m sure Brit has visions of herself clad in leather, nimbly tossing bottles in the air and setting drinks ablaze with a sexy blow of her lips. Sounds nice. The reality would be a fold of flab hanging over her hiphuggers, her chest covered in flakes of cheese danish and ash, lumbering around behind the bar like a some kind of wounded water buffalo ballet to a symphony of shattering glass and hissing fire extinguishers. Peppered with the occasional “Ow! My eye!” or “Goddammit, there are no maraschino cherries in a fucking Jack and Coke!” or “Oh, Jesus — she threw up in the lemon bin again.” Needless to say, it sounds like a guarantee hire. Congratulations on the new job, Britney!
More of Britney with her sister heading to a sushi restaurant after the jump
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
This reminds me of the story of Darth Plagueis “the wise.” he could save others from death…but not *dramatic pause* himself.
Is it possible to learn this power you ask?
NOT, from a Jedi…..
Oct 9th, 2007
open mouth jones
britneys lookin mighty old and wretched next to that cute, young thing. anybody takin bets before she ends up in a dumpster somewhere with a mustache drawn on her face with a sharpie.
sister or not, brit can’t have someone lookin that much better than her in her entourage.
Oct 9th, 2007
abby
I can feel your anger. It gives you focus. Makes you stronger.
Oct 9th, 2007
Meg
Britney Spears is a valid agrument for court-sanctioned sterilization. She’s obviously mentally retarded and, therefore, should not be allowed to have any more children.
Oct 9th, 2007
M*Sat
Holy shit– are those….PANTS she is wearing?
Oct 10th, 2007
DiamondSal
It’s not over Britney and Sis. Now Britney was warned by a home owner she is ruining the neighborhood and making it unsafe and dangerous with the paps and her vulgar stupidity. not the first time anyone has told her to go away and stay away.. even with a coffee bath. I hope Brit gets a clue and tones down her mental decline and nasty antics before she is forceably run out of town after the cops start bearing down on her to keep the angry voters of the community happy.
Oct 10th, 2007
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