Lindsay Lohan Through With Hollywood
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, rehab
Lindsay Lohan has sworn off Hollywood now that she’s “sober” again. According to Female First
Lindsay said: “I’m staying in Utah until it’s time to shoot ‘Dare to Love Me’, and then I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions. From now on I plan to surround myself with good people who have their hearts and their minds in the right places. While I’ve been in Utah I have only spoken to my family.”
Then Dina looked up from the plate in her lap and said, “That’s right, baby girl.” Only it sounded more like “Ehnnts rnnt ai-ee urrl” because she was in the process of giving herself a lipper and the straw was still up her nose. Which of course only incited her father to down the last of his whiskey and spike the bottle at her head and slur “Your mother’s a goddamn fuckin’ whore” before he Chris Farley’d a coffee table and started snoring. I think that’s what Tony Robbins is talking about when he says “surround yourself with success in order to be successful.” It’s practically a foolproof plan.
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Gingerly
Oh Lindsay, do come back with haste! We will miss you wearing OTHER peoples’ drugs filled garments.
Oct 9th, 2007
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