Heather Mills is Still a Legless Piece of Shit
Tags: Heather Mills, Paul McCartney
Divorce negotiations between Paul McCartney and PegLeg the Gold Digging Skank have collapsed, and it looks like the two are headed for a public court hearing. From The Daily Mail:
“The whole thing broke down without agreement. A trial date has been set for February next year and that is where we are heading.” A major sticking point is said to be Sir Paul’s demand that Ms Mills, 39, promised not to speak about their four-year marriage.
It is understood McCartney, 65, offered her £50million, including a lump sum of as much as £30million, plus an annual income for their daughter Beatrice. But Ms Mills, it is thought, was willing to accept as much as £15million less - provided she was free to discuss their relationship.
Ever wonder what Heather Mills does when she’s not lying and extorting? Well, I have it on good authority that she volunteers at childrens’ hospitals. Yep, I heard she even brings in puppies for the dying children. But instead of lettings the kids hold and play with the puppies, she just stands in front of them and kills the puppies with her bare hands — just squeezing the little necks until their little puppy eyeballs pop right out of their heads! Then she goes around and collects the tears in a jewel studded chalice. I think it’s got something to do with the tears of dying children being good for the complexion.
More of Stumpy McShitface in Vegas last summer, after the jump.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Moreaces
That was so sick, yet so terribly funny
Oct 12th, 2007
dannygutters
she’s staring at that child’s 2 legs with jealous rage.
Oct 12th, 2007
open mouth jones
Well said dannygutters.
Oct 12th, 2007
litelysalted
That’s actually her own daughter in that photo — but you know she only had her so she “harvest” that leg.
Oct 12th, 2007
RichPort
Her ass is lopsided. If she put a spring in that fake leg, she’d be hopping around like Inspector Gadget. Great, now I won’t be able to get that theme song out of my head all freakin’ day…
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA dannygutters…
Oct 12th, 2007
scarpetta
Gawd she was hitten with the fugly stick too many times
Oct 12th, 2007
Chizin
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
Oct 13th, 2007
Dragulf
Nice try Chizen, but Heather Mills has a better chance of getting a brain transplant (ie her brain in a host that has both legs) than you do of getting me to copy/paste that crap anywhere.
p.s. Learn how to spell. Punctuation is nice also. Freak.
Oct 14th, 2007
Gweilo
I’d tear off her false leg and beat her to death with the sweaty end.
Oct 14th, 2007
sonya
Things just aren’t what they used to be. When I was little, the departed that chose to threaten poor souls here on earth had the decency to do it using complete words, correct spelling, and sentence breaks. Tsk, tsk.
Oct 14th, 2007
Dap
She looks like Olive Oyl.
Sep 18th, 2008
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